Holy shit, you didn’t think you’d meet a real Y/N in the wild until a new recruit joined the team.
“She just said she’s 4’11 to L.T,” Johnny whispers to you as he stood besides you, staring at the recruit while she toyed with the front ends of her hair, bashing her lashes and (trying to) engage in a conversation with Simon.
Simon stood there, glaring down at her; and even though you can’t see his expression, you can tell he was clearly bothered by the way his shoulders tensed and how he hid his hands in his pockets.
“I thought front layers weren’t allowed…” you murmured to Johnny. Slowly, you reached up to pat your front layers, which was slicked back with who knows how much gel was needed.
He snorts in response and gives you a side eye, “yeah— but that’s ‘cus Laswell just hasn’t seen her yet,” he replies before going back to staring at the two.
You’d think this was a pick me… By definition, it is. But no, this character was far more worse than that. Too bad there isn’t a CEO to coddle her and throw anyone out if they looked at her funny. “How’d she even pass basic training?” you whisper in awe, watching as she struggles to grab a disposable cup from one of the higher cabinets.
Simon stood besides her, watching as she stood on her tippy toes and struggled to reach before he slowly turns around to face you and Johnny with a look of: ‘is she dead serious right now’.
“bloody ‘ell, mate! Help the lass!” Johnny teases with a grin, stuffing his hands in his jeans while giving Simon a smirk.
Simon just stared blankly at Johnny before slowly turning back to the girl. He has yet spoken to her— and you’re positively sure that he won’t be speaking to her any time soon. “Please, Lieutenant, can you grab this for me?” the girl asks with a pout. He doesn’t respond and instead, takes a step back and opens up a lower cabinets before pointing at the several disposable cups in there.
Just before you or Johnny could react, Kyle steps into the room with a heavy sigh, “have y’ seen where Laswell put the new shipments? For the armory,” he asks, leaning against the doorway.
Johnny looks over at his friend and briefly nods before walking out with him. Just as you were about to follow, the woman says something that made you raise an eyebrow. “Who’s that?”
Because apparently, the real Y/N never seems to know Kyle.
part two bc i love writing about y/n (i hope her ceo bf doesn’t find me)