#funny dbh

[kianraidelcam]

DBH Characters as Spongebob Quotes

Inspired by Clancy Brown. The man’s whose voice I recognized as Mr. Krabs’ when he said “fuck” in game.

Connor:

Also Connor waiting for Hank:

Gavin:

North (whom I love dearly, no North hate allowed here):

Kamski:

Markus and his fashion sense (Walk walk fashion baby):

Hank:

Kara and Alice running from Todd:

Inside Jericho:

Feel free to add on!

[hannahbanana14]

Connor: so you know that moment when your just walking down the street and happen to pass by a pet shop and you decide to look through the window and all of the puppies inside turn to look at you, so you immediately buy all of them without a second thought?

Hank: ... no

Connor, slowly closing the front door behind him: yeah, me either

[hannahbanana14]

Connor: Lieutenant, you okay?

Hank: yeah, why?

Connor: you just asked Gavin if he was okay after he tripped down the stairs

Hank, eyes wide: oh shit, Connor take me to the hospital

[hannahbanana14]

Connor: Hank! Hank, I need help!

Hank, busting through his bedroom door, gun in hand and ready to beat someone's ass: Connor, what's wrong? Are you oka-

Connor, sitting on the couch, timer in hand: wow, 0.054 seconds, impressive lieutenant!

Hank: *sighs* Goodnight Connor, and don't even think about waking me up before noon, you little shit

Connor: Night, Hank! Thanks for your cooperation

[hannahbanana14]

Hank: god Connor, you fucken android, could you move out of the way for 2 seconds!?

Connor: sorry lieutenant

Gavin: *pushes Connor* move out of the fucken way you dumb android!

Hank, standing up and rolling up his sleeves: eXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO HIM?!

[hannahbanana14]

Hank: alright, you sure you know how to work that thing? *points to washing machine*

Connor: yes

Hank: okay, I'll be in the living room

Hank: *turns around for 2 seconds*

Hank, turning back to connor: oh and d- wHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Connor, standing in washing machine: I DON'T KNOW

[hannahbanana14]

Gavin: hey, where's your plastic pet?

Hank: oh, Connor? He had to stay home because of a vacuum accident

Gavin: a what?

Hank: let's just say that Connor really needed a 'hand' with the task

Gavin: ... what

Hank: oh for fucks sake, Connor somehow vacuumed up his hand and so now he's on bed rest because he's a fucken idiot

[hannahbanana14]

Gavin: Hey, tin can, go get me a coffee.

Connor, turning to Hank: did you hear something, lieutenant?

Hank: *shrugs* nope, not a thing

Gavin: hey, I'm talking to you, toaster

Connor: ugh, I keep hearing like a buzzing sound, I think the electric atmosphere is getting to me

Gavin: thATS NOT EVEN A REA-

Connor: *stands up* you wanna go get some lunch, lieutenant?

Hank:*stands up* yeah, I could use a burger

Gavin: WaIT IM TALKING TO Y-

* Connor and Hank leave, laughing their asses off *

Gavin:...

Gavin: STOP IGNORING ME ASSHOLES