#funny jason

[ao3life]

"Unfortunately that was called murder"

The class wouldn’t know what hit them. Literally.

It was paintball. A paintball tournament to be more specific.

They’d come up with this particular event just for Jason, who really wanted to shoot them. But with real bullets. Now unfortunately that was called murder, so they couldn’t do that. Hence paintball. It would satisfy Jason’s overwhelming need to shoot them while only causing a little(ish) damage.

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[ao3life]

Jason nodded, lashing out with his foot to begin a hand-to-hand combat sequence. “Yeah, undercover missions are always kind of boring.”

“Wasn't your last undercover with the Russian mob?”

“Still boring.” Jason got in a lucky hit, right to her nose.

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