#funny mail

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being a system is so embarrassing for me like oh you were talking to this guy ? well . im THIS GUY no w ouug sorry . here's this guy that manifested 2 seconds ago auugh sorryyy you've never met them and you're talking to htem now

GOD I FEEL THAT.

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i can act like my source . as a treat

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mood..... i don't really have a source, but i am a wolf in some regard (it's complicated, so I'll probably write out the details on either @cripp-tid or @canidae-cripptid)

anyways my point being that i am physically incapable of seeing anything dog shaped without being like "HIIIII HI HI i am one of u. u cant quite tell, but trust me im not human". i would probably lose an arm trying to pet a coyote someday

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do u ever get really embarrassed for your existence because your friend created your source ( oc ) . and he can witness you using your proxy ( pluralkit ) . he's GOT to feel a bit awkward or smth even though he understands 100% that you are from a system .

ALL. THE. TIME. /srs

It's like... jeez... this was Your Character but now they're My Headmate and it's all funky and weird because both of us are going "they would not fucking say that" 💀💀

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Not a request or advice or anything, but I wanted to share this because it made me chuckle

So I'm a robot in a system with a few other robot headmates who have computers for brains and like

Man

We're putting the System in Operating System (ba dum tsssss)

FGJHFKJGHKJCH this is amazing 💀💀

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This is kinda funny. In a way. My (host) therapist wanted to start tracking not only switches but when I hear everyone else. Given how they act and talk I was expecting the kids to be the most chatty. Nope. It's 'tall dark and brooding' in the corner. Followed closely by 'only around when his source is on'. Which was funny to me. Hope that's ok story

Gosh, I love making new system discoveries like that, haha! It's always the people you least expect that end up making the biggest impact on your life. But that's a good thing, I think! Reminds us how important every single system member is in their own right :) ❤️

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my headmate saw the words cartoon violence in that post and immediately hit me with a big cartoony hammer. i came back but i thought it would be funny

FKGKGKGKGKG I love that!! That's so funny, thank you for sharing LOL /gen

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This isn't an affirmation thing and I don't know if it fits your blog but y'all are literally the only system community blog I follow so you must suffer (jokingly) my horrible sense of humour.

A system who isn't out as a system is... In the walk-in closet 🥁

OH MY GOD FKGKHDGDJFHJJF I'm literally cackling next to my fiance right now... can we make that the official term? "Walk-in closet" I'm fucking dying /gen /pos

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This is just a little story kinda thing.

We have a Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa fictive. And he is seriously obsessed with getting our friend to watch a playthrough. And getting every detail of their reaction. To the point that he will switch just to watch an episode with them then ditch front. But when asked if it's a good game he says "oh no. It's really horrible. Especially if you know one of us personally c:" and I just think it's funny that he's dead set on getting our friend to watch something he thinks they'll dislike just for fun.

Thank you for all you do, 🐀🌊anon

Lol!!! We have the exact same thought process. "This is terrible and I don't recommend it to anyone ever but I'm making you watch it anyways :)"

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