#funny reply

[internetgreatesthits]

[sholawilde]

[doujin-maker]

I'm at the corner of None of your Business and Screw You.

Jeaniene Frost  

[doujin-maker]

- Can I ask you something?

- No, you may not.

[vnspoken]

45 if you're still doing br's

How did you meet your spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend? 

Okay so we met 4 months ago when I was in a park with my friend just in town and this guy came running out of no where up to me. He looked around my age and he goes “Oh i saw you walk here and i didn’t want my dickhead friends taking you” so i laughed and he said “what’s your name, beautiful?” and we just started talking after that and i always beat my friends with the cutest story on how the couple met because this never happened i’m single and i ain’t got nobody guys just my funny loser self

BR - 8/10 good posts x

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[mugiwaranomaxi]

My mom and sister are cracking up because of my reply to that anon.

[ataerublue-blog]

Chinglish

Tour Guide: Hi M'am! How are you today? =D

Chinese Woman: ...Yes...

[ghoultaint-blog]

Whenever I don't have anything to say

I say, "Tell me something interesting." It always throws them off. They're not sure what to tell you or what you meant. When they ask, "Like what?" Just say, "Anything."