#funny school stuff

[celestialraes]

Things people said in my class last year Part 1

Kid: Is god a real thing?

Mr G: I don’t know I’ve never met him.

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Mr G: Why are you playing with the extension cord?

Kid: Cause I feel like it.

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Mr G: What was the very first life on Earth?

Kid: JESUS

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Mr G: What didn’t they have?

Kid: Like, farms.

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@callmemichie Enjoy this high tier comedy- This was from my Humanities (advanced Social Studies class last year) The more advanced the class the funnier it is.

[sapphire-gemm]

bro I found this paper that I had to write for my 9th grade English class for extra credit 😭😭

[gabby-gaming]

when u trying to catch up on the drama but u only have like half of the people involved on snapchat

[tv-addict-32]

So the other day in my Drama class, during an activity our teacher shouts FREEZE, then this one girl who has been really quiet that lesson, simply says EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS. And our entire set starts clapping there hands in time with each other whilst our teacher is standing in the middle looking very confused. We found it hilarious, especially since we had to then explain the cha-cha slide to her.

[motherfuckingspacecats]

So today in history this kid Alex thought the class room was to cold,he took out his laptop and put a fireplace fire up and then he took out his phone and made another fireplace in front of his laptop.

[lostinmyparallelworlds]

Once, we had a physics exam and one question was: you hear an insect at night, how do you decide wether it's a moth or a mosquito? And this one kid wrote: moths fly to the light. If it's so dark you can't see the insect, there propably isn't any light. therefore it propably isn't a moth, so it's most likely a mosquito. and our teacher just shrugged and laughed and said, that it had been one of the best answers she'd got, so she gave full credits for it.