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STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]
I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.
dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go
actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.
using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold
The Sound of Music really did teach me a lot from a young age about the importance of knowing the implications of your boyfriend's political beliefs, his moral character, and choosing someone you're aligned with, not just someone who's good at dancing with you. Also, to be wary of blonde men.
I hate being asked: "How are you?"
I hate being asked: "How are you?", because my answer is always: "Bad."
And if I say: "I'm doing bad", then I'll be asked, "What's wrong?" Which isn't what the other person wants to ask but they ask anyway cause it's the polite thing to do.
Then I'll be expected to explain. I don't want to explain, but, of course, it'd be rude not to. So then I'm traumadumping about how shitty my life is when originally all I was asked was "How are you?"
And the more this happens, the more this person wonders: "Why am I around this person who feels bad all the time?" Because I make them feel bad, feel pity. And they don't like to feel pity, so they stop asking. Stop talking to me.
So, instead, whenever I'm asked: "How are you?" I say: "tired." Because it's true, I am tired, of everything. But the other person, doesn't know that. They hear a relatable statement and go: "Me too." And for just a second, just a moment there's a sense of community that I never feel.
Because I'm not the only one that's tired.
One time I'm asked, by the dishwasher at work. He says: "You're always tired, why?"
I don't dread the question this time.
And I go: "Isn't everyone?"
This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:
escaped medical leech
There are medical leeches!?
Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees.
not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class.
what was the class, color theory?
World Heritage Post
in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀
Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today
Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.
That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me
Like I’m so serious 😭
My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.
phrase added to permanent vocabulary
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured
shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet
oh no this is still getting notes
this broke 10,000 notes so
results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it
I’ve made a mistake
well he believes me now!
ABORT ABORT ABORT