#funny shut

[tres-aventureux]

GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN, BAD GIRLS GO TO MY CAR

[darlinglookwhatyouvedone]

Is it just me orrrrr...

When you're eating your cereal (mine bring Raisin Bran tonight) and you are drinking the milk but then there is some cereal still on the bottom of the bowl and then you wait to scoop it into your mouth and you already feel like you have a load in your mouth and then you finish it all off. Just like when sucking a dick. Cereal=dick. Is this real life? Or just a fantasy? What a time to be alive. Goodnight everybody. Just kidding I'll be back later.

[pricklydick]

My theory is that none of her personality is actually her original self. She's just a big sponge of obnoxious pop culture.

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the ending of season one of american horror story reminded me of an essay where you run out of time and have nothing to say so you're just like "in conclusion yeah"

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This is a dumb post

So I guess read this??? I'm not looking for attention or anything that's like the last thing I want I hate attention thats why I never tell anyone anything.

just idk if you think i act strange a lot (which i think i do) heres why i guess

i feel guilty for everything and i feel like i mooch a ton. idk my sister is so incredibly demanding that i feel like i'm a burden on my parents to do or ask for anything. this includes asking for money, getting stuff while we're out, getting food, asking for rides (also asking for rides from other people) like idk its gotten to the point where if we get food i get the cheapest thing possible. college is going to be one big guilt trip (even though ill be paying for most of it) like the only reason why i don't have my license is because insurance is so damn expensive and i'm not making my parents pay that much money for me

it's kinda only been within the last month that i don't consider myself to be depressed anymore. like i still feel shitty sometimes but i'm not depressed. it just sucks because everything healed and then i gave myself like 100+ scars in november/december/january. i still feel the need to always wear long sleeves around my friends (and my bf oops hes gonna read this whatevs luv you bby) and yeah

also my family has been more stressful than usual lately which sucks mad. i hate it and i dont even like telling people about all the stuff that happens cuz theyll think i'm looking for attention

also i usually get like 3hrs of sleep a night but that doesnt matter

idk this was dumb and a waste of my time please dont think im looking for attention its just my dumb way of saying why i act so strange lately idk i suck man i suck

[pricklydick]

Sister Jude: Things are gonna change around here

Sister Jude: *Gets up and smashes Dominique record*

Inmates: *clap and cheer*

Lana: Well hot damn

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Part of me just wants to grow up and go to college but another part of me wishes I could still be 16 and stay 16 forever.

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woah i got like 24 new followers just today!! thank you so much!!!