#funnythingis

[ahmakinyuhout]

#wellshit #funnythingis #ohboy #welllookatthat #fml🔫 https://www.instagram.com/p/CRpkZvgLGG9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[itsdespicablebre]

I made a fake "Dubsmash" from one @patdlucky videos 😂 #excusemylanguage #funnythingis #Imtheonethatwouldtellmetoread #lol

[satan-pricey-blog]

The scenario from all racist jokes...

"Random black guy (we'll call him Tyrone): EY! EY YOU BOI!

Me: What? Me?

Tyrone: Yah yoo boi, take peecture!

Me: Eeerrm okay yeah sure man!

So I walk over grab the camera and this guy goes over to the edge of a train track...there is no train there, just the train track -_- So I take the picture and he comes back over

Tyrone: ...Eh wait a meenite, where 'ave I gon?

Do you guys have any idea how difficult it is to explain to a black guy, in the middle of a very black place that he cant see himself in a photo because HE IS BLACK???

Me: Oh eeerrm well uhm thats the whole eeerrm lighting thingy

Tyrone: Yoo wanna say sometin, say it boi!

Me: Right, first off, I'm sorry to break it to you...but you're black..."

Me: And that nurse, I why I no longer have a phone or wallet and a broken nose!

[redconatus-blog]

I hate people, but I love humans

- Lamb