Ah, she's home at last! Your elder sister keeps to herself most of the time, but she's never been one for an unannounced entrance! The front door has never slammed like that when you've used it! In fact, you're pretty sure that's just the warning shot she fires upon her entrance into any room.
Last you saw, your big sis was crouched in the bathroom window with a pair of ray-bans stapled to her face. That was a few days ago. Not that this has been any problem for you, since the fridge is well stocked and your collection of horror/guro manga is expansive. And you enjoy having the house all to yourself, although sometimes it gets quite lonely.
You remember the day she departed fondly -- whiskey and promises of Doritos Locos Tacos on her lips. Sure, some people have called her things like 'negligent' or 'unreliable' or 'an unfit mother', but that's exactly what's so great about your sister: she commits. She is 100% hardcore. And you are the authority on hardcore in this town.
Your name is CHAR RAKLIFF and you are, as previously mentioned, a fifteen year old girl with a penchant for DOODLES and SWEET FOODS. You have watched so much anime that when you experience strong emotion the background behind you LITERALLY CHANGES, as it would in your beloved SHOUJO MANGA. Yup, it's a pretty safe bet to say you are 100% SUGOI, ALL NATURAL SUTEKI.
You are exceptionally fond of THE INTERNET. It's where all your friends and hobbies are, and you run a blog that is pretty much TUMBLR FAMOUS. On it, you draw SILLY DOODLES for all of your friends who want them, and you do so quickly and with great skill, you're not ashamed to admit! It's been a great hobby of yours, and one you've had enormous success with since you are HOME-SCHOOLED and therefore DON'T GET OUT MUCH.
Not that the aforementioned lifestyle has ever prevented you from making friends. In fact, you have THREE GREAT FRIENDS you've known for quite a long time now. You don't know what you'd do without your buddies! And today, you and them (they and you?) are going to play a video game and you simply couldn't be more excited. You just wish your friend with your copy of the game would get online, though. Just what exactly is she getting up to??