#funzies

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

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[vickysnowpawz]

A while back someone asked me to draw Mumbo Jumbo so here you go y’all :3

Hope you guys like!

[boymodderswag]

😆

[stillcannotfixthisbrokenmachine]

beloved friend @byronicgf tagged me to share six photos from my camera roll that aren't selfies. animal pics be upon ye!

i tag @getoheaven & @sawtrapz, have fun with it <33

[nixierain]

Hey I had a new story idea

Its inspired by the song "Honeypie" by jawny and the game "Rot in paradise" from SIG (you guys should already know these things alright. Also since this is my brain making this literally yesterday, the lore is not compleate and has a lot of holes in it currently.... So uh, yeah...

anyway warnings (no pics in this only mentions):

Blo*d (LOTS of it)

people popping like popcorn

Gaslighting

Disturbing things

drowning

Also y'know its me, my stories are typically horrible

BE WARNED

Mc: Drew Nicotine (belive it or not, not my first chracter to have the last name of an addictive drug) Other character: Callie Sage Backgrounds ig: The bartender, the random people drowing. Most of these people are just silloettes Title: Honey Pie

So Honey Pie takes place on a nice summer day at the beach. Drew is happily eating a slice of Honey Pie. Recently dumped (no hard feelings), he has a seperate slice. He finnishes his half and looks around to see if he can find anyone to share with. Then he see's this girl named Callie. She's pretty and alone sl he goes up to her, greeting her thoughtfully. She's very skeptical. So instead lf being a normal person, Drew decides to gaslight her into thinking that they had a class in high school together. It "works" she knows hes not, but rolls with it anyway, free food is free food.

The two hang out on the beach for the rest of the day, enjoying the sun. They go in for a kiss, and that is when drew FINALLY notices the people drowing (mind you they've been drowning all day) and realalizes somethings wrong. He doesnt kiss Callie and looks up. In the middle of saying something a person explodes, their guts going everywhere, then another person. The beach freaks out and everyone (unsick) is running away, the sick people are hunched over right before they explode. Drew hears something about the food at the bartending having something in it. He grabs Callies hand and tries to help her get away... But she explodes right in front of him, her guts and blood splattering him and the sand.

And thats what I got for the story :3 do yall like it. I will probably reblog this later with the character designs. Still WIP and sorry for the spoilers. Well comment below your thoughts alright, theres always room for improvement!!

[angelartsphotography]

I just know that tobias would go in to joans office and convince her he's come down with a fever from love

[aviatre]

a friend was like ‘draw a dragon version of a violet-backed starling’ and i was like ok lmao

[wtfsnk]

Armin: May I respectfully touch your body?

Annie: Oh, you may touch my body in any way but respectfully.