Soup Man

I write x reader headcanons; is there a character you want me to write for? Go to my asks! Go check out my pinned post for important info on taking inspo from me + what i write!

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INTRODUCTION

credit for dividers: @thecutestgrotto

LINKS TO MY MASTERLISTS (HC/fic Collections)

FNAF X READER HC MASTERLIST

DCU X READER HC MASTERLIST

GODZILLAVERSE x READER HC MASTERLIST

LEGENDS OF AVANTRIS x READER HC MASTERLIST

HAPPY TREE FRIENDS X READER HC MASTERLIST

SLASHERS X READER HC MASTERLIST

CRIMINAL MINDS x READER HC MASTERLIST

CREEPYPASTA X READER HC MASTERLIST

MINECRAFT x READER HC MASTERLIST

TREVOR HENDERSON X READER HC MASTERLIST

SCP x READER HC MASTERLIST

POKEMON X READER HC MASTERLIST

ANALOG HORROR X READER HC MASTERLIST

DWAMPYVERSE x READER HC MASTERLIST

RAINBOW FRIENDS X READER + ROBLOX X READER HC MASTERLIST

MISCELLANEOUS FANDOMS X READER HC MASTERLIST

DR NOWHERE X READER HC MASTERLIST

TRANSFORMERS X READER HC MASTERLIST

POPPY PLAYTIME X READER HC MASTERLIST

ADDAMS FAMILY x READER HC MASTERLIST

the uncategorized to be written list

DNI

If you're 13 or under. My blog is specifically 14-18+, as I write both NSFW fics and wholesome fics (I mostly write sfw though). If you're a minor be on the lookout for the RED content warning tags I put above almost all of my posts.

If you're a d@rkshipper or support d@rkshipping (inc3st, l0li, anything CP related)

If you're pro-MAP or identify as a MAP

If you are a z00phile or pro-z00phile

If you are pro-ICE, pro-MAGA, pro-Trump, or are a part of MAGA

BOUNDARIES

Please @ me or credit me if you take inspiration from a post of mine, or write a fic involving my headcanons! I'd hate to miss out on a full fledged story that you wrote involving my headcanons.

I will not write for miscarriages. Can't believe I had to add this but yea. I got a miscarriage request.

The two boundaries above me were added BECAUSE of the poppy playtime fandom. I'm not touching that fandom again after the misinformation i received that Elliot Ludwig was the prototype. Also yes, the characters do not age according to a dev last I checked. Go find another creator to write poppy playtime fics for you.

TAGS I USE

#x reader

#fanfiction / #fanfic

#headcanon

#monster love / #monster romance

#monsterfucker / #monsterfucker

WHAT I WRITE FOR

I will write for literally any fandom. You can ask for literally anything. Octonauts? Gemini Home Entertainment? Fallout? Transformers? Grey's Anatomy? Any other franchise? The literal Bible? I gotchu man. Don't be ashamed lol, I'm chill asf. Also have you seen the characters I've written for, they're some of the most unhinged hear me outs ever.

I prefer writing for ADULT CHARACTERS. I will not write for any character under the age of 15-16, and I will NOT write any sexual fics involving minors; romantic or platonic fics only.

^ Any characters under 15-16 are limited to sibling HCs only

I will not write for literal animals (I.e lopunny, gardevoir, non-sentient animals, non-intelligent animals, animals that cannot understand consent which is like 200% of all real world animals)

^ you can ask for friendship headcanons or headcanons relating to a specific pokemon if you'd like!

My 'hyperfixations' list is not a 'what I write for', it's mostly just a way to share my current hyperfixations! As I've stated above, literally just ask for any character from any fandom.

FANDOMS I AM HYPERFIXATED ON CURRENTLY

Horror (I am especially obsessed with low budget films, body horror films, and the Scream franchise)

FNAF

Creepypasta

Criminal Minds (I've watched all of the seasons :3)

Courage the Cowardly Dog

DCU

HTF / Happy Tree Friends

America Wizard

TF2

FANDOMS I AM BURNT OUT OF

(I will not write for them for now, but I will eventually write for them later)

none at the moment!

ABOUT ME

Hello! You can call me The Soup Man or Katz! I will also respond to a random name of soup (cream of mushroom, bakso, carrot soup, ramen; literally just whatever soup type you can think of). I use he/her pronouns (I prefer feminine ones, but you can use whichever!).

Please reblog or like any posts that you may like, as it helps my fics & headcanons reach more people!

Random facts: I own two cats; I refer to my fanbase as 'hobgoblins'; i'm polyamorous acespike-aegosexual-levissexual-abrosexual + apathromantic-daeromantic; i'm disabled; I have several overlapping mental disorders; I love baking.

links to my hermitcraft designs

OTHER ACCOUNTS: @thatssomegoodart, @thatssomegoodphotos, @thatssomegoodyap

For new people or new requesters, my requests are ALWAYS open, I just have an inconsistent posting schedule.

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hello!! im so nervous to ask, but do you mind writing for the boiled one or octonauts?? i love your writing style and i read your boiled one fic, it was so good!!! theres like no fics about the boiled one or octonauts 3:

I love Octonauts, i want to be a marine biologist because of that show. I'll gladly write any Octonauts requests you send in!

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👀

this is ominous

also hello fellow ace :3

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Hello hiii hii hello Hiya!!!!!!! :)

So you take stuff from lesser known/lesser written fandoms? *bats eyelashes*

How many souls would you need to write for Leovincible? Specifically sketchy man perhaps?..I really like that creature..

If you don't take anything at the moment ill respectfully see myself out ^_^

Dude I love Leovincible, i'll happily take this request (my favorite of his is the Primary Color Man universe, especially Monochrome Husk)

SKETCHY MAN x READER HCs

CREDIT FOR ART: @leovincible

He likes drawing lil doodles for you

If you get something lost in a crevice you can't reach into, he will get it for you (as he seems to be able to shapeshift)

Sketchy Man is an expert at charades

^ He loves board games; you two have a board game night

He loves making you laugh, and finds that the cutest part of you

SM is still a murderous entity, so uh let's hope nobody breaks into your house

He would protect you from the other entities (even stopping you from boarding a train eater)

He likes it when you make something for him, especially a lil doodle :)

^ He HATES having his picture taken, so he would prefer you draw him

CREDIT FOR DIVIDER: @thecutestgrotto

Hope you enjoy anon! Sketchy Man barely has any lore so i had to make some stuff up that i felt fit him.

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I love that whenever I get ready to start something in my drafts something goes wrong

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Hey !! I absolutely LOVE your Headcanons and actually never requested anyone before, but these characters popped up into my mind and I immediately thought of you, could I please have some lolbit and/or Hand unit Hcs please it would really make my day, but I hope you have a great one💕🫶🏾

Tysm! I hope you have a great day too! :3

LOLBIT x READER HCs

HANDUNIT x READER HCs

LOLBIT x READER HCs

CREDIT FOR ART: @skeletoninthemelonland

GENERAL HEADCANONS:

Lolbit is so unserious and goofy about almost everything

They are best friends with Funtime Foxy

They are capable of traveling through electronics and manifesting stuff from the digital realm

Lolbit's pronouns are they/them

DATING HEADCANONS:

Reader is a nightguard

They like surprising you with love letters in orange envelopes (they leave it on your desk for when you come in)

^ They will also surprise you mid-shift by sticking their hand out of one of the monitors with a gift or some food they yoinked out of the digital realm (sometimes they also pop out of the main monitor to kiss you or give headpats)

Lolbit likes holding your hands and tends to play around with your fingers

They give love bites, like a cat

They like being booped

Lolbit loves dancing with you

They like when they listen to their yapping; Lolbit is a great listener so they would listen to you talk, too

HANDUNIT x READER HCs

CREDIT FOR GIF: @sister-location

GENERAL HEADCANONS:

He has his own personality, like the glamrocks

Handunit has nicknames for every employee

DATING HEADCANONS:

Reader is an elevator mechanic for Circus Baby's Pizza World

He gets excited when you show up

He has a lot of silly nicknames for you

Handunit loves playing music for you

CREDIT FOR DIVIDERS: @sisterlucifergraphics (circus tent, computers), @thecutestgrotto (foxes)

I hope you enjoy anon! ✨❤️

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Do you still have writers block? /genq

Yes but i'm off hiatus now 👍

If i had a nickel for every time the poppy playtime fandom has made me gone on hiatus, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's odd it's happened twice.

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DUUUUUUDE i love the fact you literally wrote about yk Characters that barely anybody writes for it makes you stand out sm in such a good way twin 😭😭😭 DON'T DIE ON US 🥀🥀

I'm not dead 🫡

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Update

I still don't feel like writing anything (sorry), so I might take a hiatus. However, I have gotten into art! If y'all wanna see it, here's my art blog

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How's your break going? i hope you've had some wonderful weeks!

It's going well! I have 11 fics in my drafts that I am far too burnt out to finish rn, but that only means that when I do come back there will be a lot posted :3

Also tysm! I hope you've been having good weeks as well!

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HELPPPPSGSKSHDKSJSB LMAOOO HI IM THE ANON THAT REQ THE NIGHTMARE × N! FREDBEAR AND NIGHTMARIONNE × READER LOL, THANK U SO MUCH FOR DOING MY REQ LMAO BC TBH I LWKY FEEL BAD BC I GOT DARED TO REQ IT BY MY FRIENDDDSS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU'D ACTUALLY DO IT 😭😭 (TYSMMM ✌✌)

I mean i did say in my intro and in the christmas event Q&A i'd write for almost anything, i gotchu 🫡

Tysm for sending it in btw! you actually made my life 20x easier for when i have to write Nightmare Fredbear x Reader

Also don't feel bad you were respectful when you sent it in, your request is a bajillion lightyears away from the worst things i've received

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New boundary unlocked

I am just so done with this fandom. So fucking done.

also here's something ive posted on tumblr before:

Have these discord screenshots too:

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Heyyy bestiee.... Simon. Simon Glass. Yk who this is asking this 🙏🙏🙏🙏. SIMON. SIMON. EHEHEH I need him on top--- i mean... what? NAHHH who said that. 👁👁 🥲😛 my baby boi...

You are so down bad for this man istg 😭

SIMON GLASS x READER HCs

CREDIT FOR ART: 1mokenpi on X/Twitter

Reader is the foundation psychiatrist

You met Glass via your job, and he fell first + harder

He usually gifts bouquets of flowers or candy

While you two keep your relationship strictly professional around other foundation members, nearly everyone knows what y'all do when you two are the only two in a room together (in this fic, that primarily refers to making out, although if you want that HC to be NSFW go ahead, I try to leave things up to the reader's interpretation)

Glass loves playing with your hair and running his fingers through it (or giving headpats if your hair somehow tangles all the time like earbuds left in your pocket for 15 seconds)(i know the pain)

He can either be the small spoon or the big spoon when cuddling, he doesn't mind

His love languages include words of affirmation, physical touch, and quality time

Glass would 100% die for you

He insists on taking care of you when you're sick

He is very empathetic, so whenever you are sad, he tends to get a faint feeling of what you are feeling; he tries to comfort you as well (credit to @probnotworthit for helping with this headcanon)

If you opened Merriam Webster and searched "golden retriever boyfriend" or "Gomez Addams energy" his picture would be there

Glass likes any gifts you give him (especially rocks, pictures of your pets if you have any, something hand-crafted, or any salty snack)

You two have been dating for a while and he still gets flustered when you kiss him

He would love any insecurity you have

CREDIT FOR DIVIDER: @thecutestgrotto

hope you enjoy @funkykuro!

im tired so I hope I did good!

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Hate to break it to you buddy but your prototype x reader post counts as dark shipping cause the prototype was revealed to be a kid :p

yknow this could've been less rude because it wasn't confirmed when I wrote that

anyways imma go delete that post

there are some messages in the tags

also please never refer to me as buddy, i have my reasons for that

Edit (2/22/26): yea im. Im never touching this fandom again. Yall figure out your shit + your lore first and then maybe we can talk. Yall just reminded me why i quit this fandom in the first place.

see: this post

Edit (3/1/26): y'all can have your opinions on the prototype, but your opinions won't make me unquit the fandom nor change my POV (my POV after the entire PPT thing in February is "i dont care enough about poppy playtime or the fandom to engage with any opinions or headcanons"; this POV is similar to the POV i had after making the harley sawyer fics, someone stealing my work, and the doey x reader miscarriage request back in '25). Go find other fics of mine you like and read them instead of commenting (i mean this respectfully + /nf).

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Thank you for writing that one TBE X reader head canon thing, TBS X reader fics are severely underrated, that mod is full of baddies 🙂‍↕️

np! also tysm :3

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Hi, I was wondering if u could do The Broken End(The Broken Script)xreader headcanons :3 anyway, take care :D

alr! you take care as well! :3

THE BROKEN END x READER HCs

CREDIT FOR ART: Nico8910 on Reddit (r/TheBrokenScript)

He fell in love with you during his watching phase

^ You found it weird at first how his model didn't seem to be staring at your player character, but at YOU through the screen. Eventually you fell in love with him too and at some point consented to being dragged into the game by Circuit to live with him

The other entities either respect you or leave you alone due to being absolutely terrified of TBE

^ TBE works for Integrity, so Integrity just ignores you as he knows there's no possible way you could get in the way of TBE's job

He is 18 blocks tall so he can't really come into your home, so you built him his own home, which took a while

TBE was very confused when you first gave him affection, and was still very confused after you explained the concept to him, but he eventually warmed up the concept of it, and now he enjoys giving you headpats with one finger, holding you, and travelling with you on his shoulder

Since you can't really sleep in a bed due to the moon being corrupted, he lets you sleep on him

I'd say TBE's primary love language is quality time (he mostly watches you build and go about your day) (and goes exploring with you)

CREDIT FOR DIVIDER: @saradika-graphics

Enjoy anon! I had fun writing this! :3