#furry trials

[sambusa]

@sweetjunmyeon YOU ARE BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A FURRY

 another one of those doozys. particularly unsettling, please proceed with caution.

1. Outright Admittance to being a furry

3. Furry speak

In one of our worst cases since Shianne/Rimi/Kenzie/Jenny debacle, we present to you user sweetjunmyeon code name: Tori who appears to be a grade A furry and evidence is pretty damning. 

Object now or forever hold your peace.

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[sambusa]

@furryowo YOU ARE BEING TRIED AS A FURRY

User furryowo frequently engages in “furry speak” ; owo, uwu, nya 

(In the above FIVE, the subject in mention actually admits that they are a furry “hello fellow furry”)

Beyond reasonable doubt - i mean.. LOOK at the url alone .. the defendant is being accused of being a furry.

Object now or forever hold your peace.

Report a furry TODAY

[sambusa]

@exovember you are being accused of being a furry.

1. Let’s get this out of the way, shall we? Outward Admittance to being a furry.

2. Engaging in furry “indulgences” by reading wolf fiction. Also: engaging with another extreme furry proceed with caution ; furry by association

3. Furry Speak ; Also: engaging with @sweetjunmyeon - furry by association

It has taken me a long time to catch you, but as you said less than twenty four hours ago - the jig is up. Object now or forever hold your peace.

Report a furry TODAY

[sambusa]

@furryowo due to  admittance, you have been CONVICTED as a furry

[sambusa]

Hi yes I'd like to report user @demondae for multiple furry transgressions

The court has already tried user @demondae in the previous trials. With damning evidence, she was labeled an extreme furry proceed with caution - one of the worst cases yet. You can read her trial + her defense here

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[asmaspeaks-archive]

@aprilfoolsdae You are being tried as a furry.

The following screenshots have been submitted against you. If you wish to deny or defend yourself do so now.

[asmaspeaks-archive]

The court summons @jongdope on trials of being a furry and a scallie.

This is a doozy, so it will be under the cut

THE MOST DAMNING EVIDENCE: A STORY ON PARK CHANYEOL X NICK WILDE, POSTED UNDER HER BLOG NAME

[she says she didnt write but admits she likes it]

[what does she have to be exposed? her furriness]

[admits it]

Kenzie, defend yourself to protect your url.

[asmaspeaks-archive]

@jjkooksluv? Furry. Wrote a fic about chanyeol being a furry. Would throw away money to go to a furry convention

@jjkooksluv you are now being accused of being a furry. You will be put on trial sometime in the next twenty four hours.

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