I have several perfumes for my dog. I visit the dog bakery once a week for my dog. I study gourmet dog food bowls on tiktok and subscribe to a channel dedicated to them. I cook food for my dog. I now hate kibble and so does my dog. She eats what I eat. If I make taco’s she gets an assorted steak, chicken, and sausage taco bowl. My dog has a wardrobe. SEASONAL. When I go to the store I stop in the dog toy aisle. My dog sleeps in my bed. I have 7 different walk routes for my dog. We get stopped in public all the time, she gets complimented on her wardrobe as if she’s my daughter. And she really sit there and accept the compliments. She’s a blue nosed Sienna brown Pitbull, and I cannot stop treating her like my actual child. Forgive me, I’ve just realized I became one of those furry parents.















