To Future!Miranda: tell us about your honey moon ;)
We made Europe our playground for two weeks. --Sometimes we even went outside the hotel room.
Joking. Totally joking. We actually did a lot of sightseeing, definitely crossed off a lot of items on our bucket lists. Visited places we'd only seen in history books or on National Geographic.
...That's really all I can tell you, because the rest of it is pretty... racy.
Europe is really beautiful. I'd love to go back sometime. If they let us. I mean, we did go skinny-dipping in a really respectable place. Or places. Plural. In retrospect, one of the places we had sex was pretty disrespectful. It's probably good neither of us are Catholic.

















