“We’d have really pretty babies, huh?”
“Oh my God, you guys are both in on this, aren’t you? First Jake, now you. Are you two competing to see who gets to be the biological father? When we decided we were going to do things naturally, I thought we actually meant like... you know, naturally. It’s not like it’ll really be a mystery whose kid it is when it’s born, Ryder. Now are you both seriously going to try to get me to pick? Because no way, you can play rock paper scissors or flip a coin if that’s the way you want to do it.”
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