#future adam

[spyeye-in-the-sky]

*long sigh* well, this is... nothing new. How are you, Adam? I would call you little one but you’re technically older than me -L

I’m good, you?

[spyeye-in-the-sky]

... Are you??? Adam??? Older Adam? Ah crap is this another one of those messes? -L

B I N G O you win the prize big sis

[skernerd]

At my school there's a band room and a storage closet and after musical rehearsal, my best friend who's in pit started walking through ghe double doors to the band closet, and I followed him because he hates when I touch him with clammy hands and it's entertaining. So he locks himself in the storage room after I chased him, and the band teacher comes down the hall to me laughing so hard I can't breathe. He looks at my friend and me, and just, unlocks the room, while Adam tries to push portable stairs against it, and then shuts the door and leaves. Friend ended up making a barricade out of tuba cases and escaping but it's hilarious how the band teacher just, "My best tuba player is being tormented by this laughing girl I always see him with. Let's shut them in a closet together."

[floatingwhileflying]

"Babe, have you seen my ties? I have a really important meeting and I can't find any of my ties."

[adamdemamp]

Sexual Ginseng

Bought some ginseng which I plan on using A LOT of while I'm at Hedonism II. Ginseng increases your energy, sexual stamina, treats erectile dysfunction (not that I need it for that reason) and it's one hell of an aphrodisiac. So, watch out Hedonism II ladies because once Adam "Kill Zone" DeMamp gets all hopped up on ginseng then no one's safe. (Actually everyone will be safe, I just meant it in the "sexual" sense as in I'll just be more of a sex god than usual).

-Future Adam

[adamdemamp]

FUTURE ADAM

Just figured out I can set up posts for the tumblr ahead of time, so that I can bring you plenty of DeMamp Wisdom even though I'll be wracking up the frequent flier miles and drinking cocktails by the barrel in Hedonism II, and not hunched over a laptop making it rain knowledge on you.

Or wisdom, depends on the forecast.  

-FUTURE ADAM (means I wrote this in the past, but like, the far away past, not the time between hitting "Post" and it going up)