#future fic material

[heckdangit]

wip drawing of riku from kingdom hearts, but transplanted into a my hero academia au. because i can that’s why. i may fic this later. shh.

[queensofmystery]

I suddenly want to write a missing scene from post-3x01 where Joan meets up with Sherlock by chance and she just tears into him. Or maybe she catches him hanging around her apartment building and it's not really "by chance". I'm still so mad she didn't get to really tell him what he did was wrong. I hate it.

[queensofmystery]

SexyBack came on my pandora and I just pictured Joan walking into the brownstone and hearing the bass from this song booming from the basement and she goes down to find Sherlock has tied himself up impossibly well and she expects an exercise partner to be somewhere but he's all alone and he just gives her this hopeful expression and she rolls her eyes and is like "Justin Timberlake? Really? What mood are you going for here?"

[queensofmystery]

I might write a ficlet where Joan is cleaning blood off Sherlock’s face while he’s laughing for who knows what reason and of course credit @ghostbees with that amazing mental image Because really we only have seen Sherlock smile/laugh when suffering is involved, especially his own

[queensofmystery]

I am so tired please imagine with me Joan making us all her special tea and Sherlock building a huge fire in the library and we all cuddle on the couch and watch action movies on Joan’s laptop and Joan lets you lay your head in her lap and Sherlock gives you a foot massage and the night ends with all of us falling asleep on top of each other and there’s a dog there somehow

And Ms Hudson makes a cake for Joan like she deserves and we all have two or more pieces and it has strawberries. And she stays and tells us stories about her travels and also one of her favorite Greek myths and her voice is so soothing.

And Marcus comes over the next morning with donuts and Sherlock claims most of the powdered sugar ones and looks ridiculous with powdered sugar on his face and Joan’s favorite are the ones with fruit flavored filling. And there are no murders and Kitty stays longer with Archie and the team solves this huge human trafficking case and Archie’s first word is “Watson”.

[queensofmystery]

elementary prompt: dinner at the brownstone

Reposting because I originally posted this during the hiatus in September and now I am hoping that someone, anyone, will want to headcanon with me on how big dinners go at the brownstone. Or write this scenario. Or any variation of this scenario. Or message me with any headcanons you have whatsoever. Yes.

Season 5 Edit: Either imagine Joan, Alfredo, and Ms. Hudson playing with Archie before and after dinner or imagine Margaret is in a hotel or an apartment somewhere babysitting Archie while Kitty enjoys a well-deserved night out with friends while she discusses, oh, idk, becoming a counselor in New York instead of London so Joan and Sherlock can actually be godparents to Archie on a regular basis and my precious detective family can stay together kthx

I just pictured Joan making dinner for Kitty, Alfredo, and Ms. Hudson and I about died of happiness at the mental image. (Sherlock and Marcus are off on a case together in Canada or something – do with that information what you will *winks at LockBell shippers*.)

Like Ms. Hudson helps Joan in the kitchen, and they’re both wearing adorable aprons. Kitty and Alfredo are up in the library bonding over their experiences with Sherlock. But this turns into them talking about electronics and mechanics and Alfredo gives Kitty a lot of pointers, and Kitty (who only knows hints of what happened with Oscar and Alfredo from tiny mentions from Sherlock, but she doesn’t know the whole story) tentatively asks Alfredo if he has hand-to-hand combat experience, and they bond over that too, and agree to teach each other what they each know about self-defense.

And in the kitchen Ms. Hudson is regaling Joan with stories about different lovers she’s cooked for and all the traveling she’s done, and Joan is fascinated and also kind of infatuated with Ms. Hudson herself. And they share recipes and cooking tips and Joan tells Ms. Hudson all the different uses she’s found for kitchen knives through Sherlock and his crazy experiments, but also through cooking with her mother and Chinese grandmother, and she tells Ms. Hudson about her family trips to China and they bond over that.

And the dinner itself is so warm and comfortable and everyone adores Joan and compliments on her and Ms. Hudson’s cooking fly from Kitty and Alfredo’s mouths while they’re still chewing, and Joan can’t stop smiling, and she feels like this is her family and though she misses Marcus and Sherlock and wishes they were here, she’s also so grateful for these three people in her life. And Ms. Hudson makes a special dessert and offers some to Joan on a spoon and Joan blushes a little before taking a bite, and Kitty and Alfredo continue chatting all through dinner even at the times Joan is just happy being quiet and listening. And the evening ends with them all eating ice cream around the fire and Joan has everyone’s favorite flavors and it’s beautiful.

Additional injured!Joan headcanon: Also this could all be happening because Joan broke a leg or an ankle or a foot on a previous case (it was icy and Sherlock couldn’t catch her in time and she was the most horrible patient for a couple days but now she’s used to getting around the brownstone in crutches and Ms. Hudson comes to help her when Sherlock has to go to Canada with Marcus on a case). And when Sherlock gets back from Canada he is so fussy over Joan in his special way and she knows he missed her even though they don’t say anything and he makes her favorite tea and can’t stop asking Ms. Hudson if Joan really did take it easy while he was gone and how often she had to go up and down the stairs and Ms. Hudson is just so calm and all but grinning to herself at how cute they are and Kitty sticks around to help until Joan feels 100% better and they’re just a wonderful family all these people and I wish I could have all the Detective Family fics plus Ms. Hudson and Alfredo okay. Okay.

[queensofmystery]

What Really Happened at the End of “Art in the Blood” Part II

I wrote this small list of AUs a few months back when I saw someone post a gif of Joan covering herself at the end of 2x23 when Sherlock walks in and surprises her in bed in nothing but her lingerie (can we note that we’ve only seen Joan in lingerie never regular underwear the woman knows when she’s gonna get laid). The gif didn’t show Sherlock, so these AUs cover several possibilities of who’s walking in on Joan while she’s wearing only lingerie. (And of course they’re not in mycrosoft’s apartment pfft) 

Joan and Sherlock sleep together and Mycroft walks in on them

Joan and Sherlock are undercover in a hotel and room service walks in on them

Joan and her sapphic dalliance are in a hotel and Sherlock and/or Mycroft walk in on them (this would definitely involve Joan saying something scathing to Sherlock and/or Mycroft and/or teasing Sherlock idc but she shows disdain toward Mycroft if he’s there alright)

Joan is staying at a hotel while Sherlock has one of his exercise partners over and Sherlock walks in on her (with or without said exercise partner with him); this scenario was heavily influenced by this ficlet by @time-converges, I love it so much