#future laughs

[abysswatchers420]

:)

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Stuff that happens at my workplace because it’s too funny not to share:

*** Coworker: I’m going downstairs for beer

*five minutes later* Coworker: I’m going downstairs for wine

*five minutes later* Coworker: I’m going downstairs for beer

Me: The alcohol won’t let you go, will it?

Coworker: I don’t even drink!

*** Coworker: *walks out of basement soaked* Me: Holy shit what happened? Coworker: The beer exploded

*** Me: *spills half a thing of pizza sauce on floor*

Me: Fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!

Manager, whom has never heard me curse before: ….

***

Coworker: *slowly untying bag of plastic cups*

Me: For the love of—

Me: *grabs bag, rips it open, spilling half the cups on the floor* Coworker: …

Me, chucking the rest of the cups on the shelf: That’s how you do it, I’ll get the broom

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[abysswatchers420]

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murdunked: was just thinking about how its almost time to have the N O G D E B A T E again this year

abyss watchers: its funny you mentioned the nog debate bc i was just having an argument abt pizza last night and i had the exact thought "im gonna have to defend eggnog again soon"

abyss watchers: my friend likes pineapple on pizza and shes Wrong

murdunked: that's atrocious

we can agree on that at least

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[11:42:12 AM] demon cyborg: the one we watched, the demon was called tobi and we made naruto jokes

[11:42:51 AM] spooky misogyny hell dream: omg is that the one where they use the xbox kinect to see the demon

[11:43:16 AM] demon cyborg: um not they were using this "custom built" video camera

[11:43:27 AM] demon cyborg: and it was a large house with a christmas tree in it

[11:43:35 AM] spooky misogyny hell dream: there were a few w toby in it

[11:43:55 AM] spooky misogyny hell dream: ive seen em all twice lmao welcome to horror movie hell

[11:43:59 AM] demon cyborg: are you fucking serious, tyhey recycle demons

[11:44:16 AM] spooky misogyny hell dream: i love horror movies and so i suffer

[11:44:25 AM] demon cyborg: it was like a cult that spanned back like 20 years ago trying to give tobi a human body

[11:44:34 AM] demon cyborg: and they found videos of the previous homeowners

[11:44:52 AM] demon cyborg: and in those vids this cult girl was describinbg their daughters room

[11:45:11 AM] demon cyborg: and tobi just haunts the land that the house was built on

[11:45:32 AM] demon cyborg: that sounds so fucking stupid, im being haunted by a demon named tobi like

[11:46:25 AM] spooky misogyny hell dream: yeah at least give it a scarier name

[11:46:59 AM] demon cyborg: i still cant really watch these movies bc ghost movies bother me regartdless of how stupid and i cant sleep at night

[11:47:01 AM] demon cyborg: im a weenie

[11:47:30 AM] demon cyborg: even if i was completely baked while watching, i barley got any sleep