#future tea anon

[teaanon]

…Tea, do you know what the punchline for this is?

Huh? Why?

One of my friends sent it to me and I don’t know what it means.

You have friends?

Shush.

Just surprising, is all.

I said shush.

Anyways, the punchline is that it’s somewhere you wouldn’t expect the character to be.

You know those Ultrakill brainrot videos?

Yeah?

It’s like those. It’s unexpected, and that’s what makes it funny. Or, at the very least, mildly amusing.

Ah, okay. Thanks.

Did I really obsess over stuff like this when I was younger?

Do I really end up obsessing over Guilty Gear?

Point taken. I guess I never really grew up fully, huh?

Would you rather have?

Heck no.

[teaanon]

Hey Future, I can’t say much but I can tell you that Tea is in a dark place

...Shoot. Is he still in the abyss? This isn't good...

...Ah, well. Thank you, genuinely. I wouldn't have thought to check the abyss without your tip.

[teaanon]

Throwing teabags at people rn

How's your day going

-TOLE

Oh, fun. I've mostly just been waiting for Tea to return, so overall, pretty boring. I did meet someone named Maria, though. They were cool.

[teaanon]

meow

...Aww, a cat! How'd you get here, little buddy?