#future trolling

[pleaseignoremycharientism]

Today my sister brought home a cat.... Just randomly... I’ve decided to call him Cash - Young Money because neither of us like name she gave him... he clearly approves because Cash loves me and hisses at her :) I can’t wait to use his name in random conversation to confuse my friends:

Friend: What are you doing today?

Me: Playing with Cash

Friend: Did you wanna hang out?

Me: Soz man can’t I’ve been left in charge of Cash

or even better

Friend: Where are you going?

Me: I’ve got to get cash, i’ll be back.

*comes back 10 minutes later with Cash*

Friend: Why the hell do you have a cat?

:)

[firebrightdawn]

Trolling

So I was browsing through a list of songs on my old MP3 player and I noticed Cee Lo Green's F___ You on the list. "Huh, I never knew I hate that song." I pressed play and Rebecca Black's Friday started playing.

You totally got me, old me, you get a cookie for that.