hey! (this should be interesting)
Good evening R, you ready?
Opening Credits: Don’t sit down 'cause I’ve moved your chair - Arctic Monkeys (that is one badass opening dude)Waking Up: Toxic - Mad lee riot (...what kind of day is that going to be?)First Day At School: Someday - Memphis the musical (is yOUR ENTIRE THING SEDUCING EVERYONE??)Falling In Love: Counting bodies like sheep - A perfect circle (okay, seduce people, then kill them, I get it)Fight Song: Firework - Katy Perry (You fight by using bombs???)Breaking Up: All about your heart - Mindy Gledhill (”It’s not you, it’s me. No wait it’s all about your heart, you suck”)Life’s OK: Accio love - Ministry of magic (and right back to seducing and killing people)Getting Back Together: Na na na - MCR (Sir, you have a very weird idea of romance)Wedding: Lantern - Skilla (That could be cute, but in this it’s just creepy af. “please let me follow you” dude you kill the people you date)Birth of Child: Look down - Les Miserables (ye, look down cuz thERE’S A FUKN BABY DOWN THERE)Final Battle: I’m in the band - hellacopters (The band is fighting, you have to join them)Death Scene: Submarines - The Lumineers (You die underwater apparently)Funeral Song: Money - I fight dragons (????)End Credits: Favourite record - Fall out boy (people will love this movie, it will be their fave)
R, where do I start? You apparently go through life having a fuckton of relations, they usually end with your partner dead. Sometimes because you used fucking bombs?? The entire film is fucking creepy, but you’re pretty badass in the Moriarty way and you die on a submarine, probably because interpol found you
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