#futureweek20

[ceokirinrhodes]

A Few Moments in the Lives of the Rhodes’s

I feel like when they moved into their house Hunter was installing security for like six weeks

I love the idea that Sky is constantly so clumsy and Hunter is like hyper vigilant

Sky Vs The Dishwasher

“Hunter: “Sky don’t touch that! No you have to.. Ugh. Go sit down let me do it! It’s not safe”

Sky” I was just trying to load the dish washer... I didn’t know they bite!”

Hunter: This one might.  At least until it gets used to you

Hunter: Don’t sneak up on it.

Kirin: Hunter, don’t scare the kid

Hunter: Do...I look like I’m kidding?

Kirin: looks worried and completely doesn’t understand dish washers oh well carry on, solider

Hunter: Thank you, Sir.  I’ll feel better when the fleet of modified Roombas arrives

Also Kirin: *causally mentions tornadoes a state away just to watch hunter go into solider mode bc he thinks it’s hot

Kirin: Modified?? For what?

Hunter: Well, the hive minded, somewhat weaponized little vacuums will be the first line of defense if the actual hous’s perimeter is breached. They’re non lethal don’t worry

Kirin:.... you’re protecting us with...vacuums? Jesus save us all. If these things go rouge like that blender did it’s a night in the stocks(edited)

Hunter: Apparently making Roombas with knives is considered a poor idea.

Sky saving his dog (please Sir, he's really cute and he needs a home) from the roombas

Kirin finds sky hiding under a bed with every stuffy he owns. “Hunter heard about corona virus .....I’m more scared of him!!”

Hunter: Yes vacuums.  No one expects that, Sir.  While they’re unsettled...I’ll handle things.

Kirin: mutters “no one expects the room ba inquisition “(edited)

Hunter’s favorite Roomba is the first prototype he made himself.  Mr. Stabby. Mr stabby was destroyed after sky’s fifth wound

Sky’d  probably plead for Mr. Stabby's life.

Sky personifies everything in the house and won’t let any “one” get thrown away

 Sky: You can’t throw away Mr. Toasty! Mrs. blender won’t have anyone to talk to!

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Also I think hunter should be like a consultant of security for the business. Like Kirin has him come in every few months to test their security

And hunter takes it way too seriously

Hunter Rhodes: Security Consultant

Hunter: You said I should try to get into the building without warning.  That includes rappelling from the roof, shattering an empty conference room window and swinging in Imagine if I had 2 fully functioning arms

Kirin: you caused 20,000 dollars worth of damage and scared my security into a panic attack!

Hunter: Freelance security consultant & entry/egress consultant

Kirin: Translation: Free breaking and entering expert

Hunter: Potato potahto

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Also, other head cannons to be aware of: after years of convincing, Morgan convinced Kirin to donate his sperm so she and her Domme could have a baby

Hunter likes children well enough.  But treats them more like a nature biologist observing another species

Haha yeah I feel like the three of them with a kid would be hilarious and probably quite dangerous

Hunter and Kirin vs Baby

Hunter: Oh, it’s sticky.  Why is it sticky?

Kirin: Sticky!? Ok ok the book says...the book says....nothing. Nothing!? Nothing about stickiness. Useless book. Oh god it’s touching me... it’s wet too! Why is it wet? Sky!?  Help!

Hunter: Well, it’s obvious where it’s leaking from at least, only a few choices.  Face or downstairs

Kirin:  Yes but which part of the face?one means sad, one means sick and one means shove a pacifier in me... that’s what Sky’s note says at least.

Hunter: It would be much easier if the tiny human had verbal skills other than screaming

Kirin: What!? I can’t hear you over the screaming. Put its plug in!

*Sky thinks they’re monsters for how they’re treating the baby*

Hunter: Oh it’s fine.  They’re sturdier than you think.  The Colonel made us fight for a single pacifier when we were toddlers...though half the time he dipped it in tobasco sauce....

Kirin: stops and looks at Hunter trying to have a sincere moment Your father was a monster.  baby projectile vomits all over him oh god it’s gotten worse!!!! Oh it’s on me, it’s on me. I quit. I’m out. Let’s return it. Sell it. Is there a bag or cage or something for it!?

Hunter:  We could always see if one of the teenager girls next door wants to babysit

Kirin: and then we just never pick it up, or...?

Hunter: I believe that’s illegal

Kirin: ...but we have money.,surely it’s not illegal for us?!

Hunter: Money.  Which could hire a nanny to deal with the messy bits till it’s more autonomous

Kirin: oh now you’re thinking! See? Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness was insane. I was not happy and now I am, because of money. Simple.

Hunter : You’re not wrong

Kirin: I rarely am. Now put this thing in its box and come shower with me

Hunter: we should take advantage of it sleeping when we can

Kirin: Most definitely. Now get naked

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I feel like they need to borrow Kirin’s niece for a few hours

The Rhodes Family in: A Small Practice Human

Hunter: It giggles when I hold it upside down by the ankles

Kirin: *sees panic in his sisters face* Ahem um, not advisable solider

Hunter: I won’t drop it, I’m using my right arm and it’s making it happy

Kirin: that’s my flesh and blood solider, put it down

Hunter: Fine, but it keeps crying when upright.

Kirin: ...gag it??

Sky: Oh! Oooops. I'll take it. (scoops up baby and holds it looking nervously at the other two) She's crying because she's got a poopy diaper Sir.

Kirin: Oh Jesus... what do we do?!

Hunter: We could hose it off.

Sky: (takes Hunter's hand) No, no hoses. Just baby wipes. Come Sirs I'll show you it's easy!

Hunter: But I don’t want to touch feces.

Sky: It's not feces silly. It's poop!

Hunter:  They’re synonyms, Sky.

Kirin: That means they’re the same and equally disgusting

Sky: (Nods knowingly) Cinnamons. Yeah. So probably yeah, gonna touch some poop. Babies make lots of poop. Lots and lots of poop. It's because they drink lots of milk I think. And also because they're shorter so it don't gotta go so far.

Kirin: looks at Hunter We are not prepared for this. I’m going to need you to go into Emergency mode and get us supplies

Sky: looks and smiles and nods while already changing babies diaper. Hands baby to Kirin when finished. Oooo emergency supplies! Like a action movie. Can I be Hunter's sidekick! I call dibs!

Hunter: The emergency supplies are down in the Bunker.  Tyvex suits or full level B’s?   And yes, Sky.

Kirin: we-...have a bunker!?

Hunter: ...only one on the property.

Kirin: looks at Hunter like he doesn’t know him... you’re incredible

Sky: whispers Sir is Sir Hunter Superman?

Kirin:( whispers back )hes our Superman for sure

Hunter: Thank you Sir.  I’m prepared.  Our families will be taken care of in the event of an apocalyptic incident

Hunter: And I prefer Batman

Sky: (in awe) Batman

[finallydomryder]

Ryder Lynn-2020-2032

Ryder had nearly lost his mind trying to get their claim approved. It had taken several tries, mostly because he refused to lie or mislead anyone about the nature of their relationship. They switched and they were going to continue to switch, but he was the Dom and power and control would always default to him. After several tries, they finally convinced the heads to give them a chance and proved everyone who doubted them wrong by succeeding and graduating. 

He really hadn’t had many plans for his own career ever, but once he knew he’d be with Archer traveling the world, he really was at a loss. He did some odd jobs at first, changing it up when he got bored which was often. He delivered papers, pizza, flowers, and mail. He was a line cook, a grocery store clerk and even worked at a call center. He loved living over seas where his dyslexia went largely unnoticed and he could enjoy the sun and fun. The only thing that would have made it better, was being able to do more of it with Archer, who was working most of the time. It hurt to watch his sub struggle to make it in the Army but Ryder supported him right up to the day that Archer came to him ready to call it quits.

Now, he’s not sure what to do with his life. He’s excited to see his family, meet his nieces and nephews and to figure out what their next home will be like. He’s pretty sure he should find some kind of ‘real’ job, but normal, boring life has never really appealed to him.

[simplysilas]

With the rest of his clan pursuing their dreams, Silas quietly finished college with a business degree and minor in communications. He’d always known that his dreams, as vague as they were, would have to take a backseat to Ryan’s, Nate’s and even Blaine and Sam’s. Once he was done with college he lasted a month before starting to lose his mind home with nothing to do. 

A local comic book shop hosted table top games in the back and it was highlight of his week to go there and play in several different campaigns. In a few months he started running his own campaigns and with the time and money to really put his passion into it, the game got a bit of fame in the local community of gamers. People actually stared coming just to watch and listen. When a loyal fan couldn’t make it one week, Silas told him he’d record their session and this simple act sparked a chain of events that lead to Silas having his own podcast on his old friend Beau’s podcast network. He now runs two real time playthrough campaigns on his podcast with several local friends and the podcast’s popularity grows weekly.  6 months ago his Patreon subscribers blew up after a ad on itunes spiked his viewers. Two months ago he had his first live show at the Gramercy Theater and he plans to do more and maybe even take his show to other cities.

When he’s not working on his podcast, Silas plays uncle to Nate and Ryan’s daughter, Ryley. He never wanted children himself, but he loves being the fun playmate to the little girl and is often found playing pirates or fairies or whatever other make believe the girl wants to play. He’s a great narrator of their adventures together.