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@finallydomryder
What is your weirdest hidden talent?
I can cut a pop can in half with a bull whip? Is that a talent? I took a decent amount of practice so I believe it counts. I can also put out a candle with a whip.
Date Night
finallydomryder:
“Good,” he nodded, not that he’d been concerned that Archer had regrets. Well, not serious regrets. He was sure that could Archer go back in time and change his mark, things would have been different. Ryder laughed, “No pissing him off until we have somewhere else to stay lined up. Then go for it.” Volunteering sounded alright, even if he did worry about their financial situation a little bit. “Pfft as if it would even be a contest! Ya know we’d win!” The two men ordered and chit chatted as they ate way too much food, then ordered dessert. “God I missed cheesecake. Ya know what though? I’m psyched to get back to the south and get some proper sweet tea and some good grits. God I miss good Southern food.”
Archer made a big deal of sighing and rolling his eyes. “Fine,” he huffed out. “I guess I can hold off on annoying him for a little while, at least. But the sex contest is so on. You know it’s just going to happen without either of us actually acknowledging it to the others, right?” He grinned and used his spoon to steal a bite of cheesecake from Ryder’s plate. “Oh, it’ll be awesome to get down there and have Toby cooking for us all the time.”
“Oh it’ll make for some awkward breakfasts that’s for sure,” he laughed and then lied at Archer’s hand as he swiped a bite of his dessert. “Oy! Eat ya own cake,” he teased. “Yeah is he a good cook? What am I sayin, he’s gotta be better than either of us.” As they finished up, Ryder paid and tipped the waiter and then led them both outside onto the street. He led them down the street toward the lake at the end of the road. “Let’s go sit down on the dock, huh!?”
Date Night
finallydomryder:
“Yeah we were more into like laser tag and stuff,” he agreed as he reached for a roll and took a huge bite. “I don’t have any regrets,” he said almost telling himself more than Archer. “We did what we had to.” Be considered the question as he chewed. “I duhno? Probably better ask them how long they wanna put up with us. Few weeks maybe? Ain’t so sure they gonna want house guests forever and I ain’t so sure I can live in someone else’s house that long either. Don’t wanna be like walking on eggshells and shit. Plus, what? Are we just gonna not fuck while we’re there!? Ya gonna be able to sleep with them fucking on the other side of the wall?”
Archer cocked his head to one side. “I don’t have any regrets either, Sir,” he said slowly. “That’s a good point, though. We definitely don’t want to overstay our welcome, though I could probably handle overstaying just a little bit to get on Gunner’s nerves.” He was joking, and he knew Ryder would understand that without him having to explain. “Even if he can’t hire you on for a couple weeks, I’m sure he’d be happy to have us volunteer. And we can totally have loud-ass sex all the fucking time. You know they’ll turn it into a contest. We can’t let them be the sexier claim.”
“Good,” he nodded, not that he’d been concerned that Archer had regrets. Well, not serious regrets. He was sure that could Archer go back in time and change his mark, things would have been different. Ryder laughed, “No pissing him off until we have somewhere else to stay lined up. Then go for it.” Volunteering sounded alright, even if he did worry about their financial situation a little bit. “Pfft as if it would even be a contest! Ya know we’d win!” The two men ordered and chit chatted as they ate way too much food, then ordered dessert. “God I missed cheesecake. Ya know what though? I’m psyched to get back to the south and get some proper sweet tea and some good grits. God I miss good Southern food.”
Date Night
finallydomryder:
Ryder smirked. He knew he’d gained a few pounds and maybe wasn’t exactly hotter than he was at 21 but that didn’t matter to Archer and he loved that. “They’re gonna erect monuments to our hotness and we’re gonna have to come back every year to let them celebrate us,” he joked as he led Archer into the fanciest place Lima had to offer, which still, wasn’t much. They were seated and Ryder laid his napkin on his lap, looking around, maybe even a little nervous. “I shoulda brought ya here more when we were younger,” he said, a bit remorseful for the years they’d spent hiding their relationship. “Ooh look a lobster tank! Do you think Gunner will give me a job? I wonder if Silas will come visit! Oh bread!”
Archer smirked. “I don’t know, Sir. You think this shit hole could handle our presence as often as once a year?” He grinned and flattened his napkin out on his lap. “This is definitely a nice change of pace for us. I think we did just what we were supposed to do back then. Would we really have appreciated the fine elegance of this sort of thing when we were, like, 23?” He laughed, picked up the bread basket, and held it out to Ryder so that he could reach it more easily. “I’m sure Gunner will do what he can, while we’re there. How long do you want to stay with them, do you think?”
“Yeah we were more into like laser tag and stuff,” he agreed as he reached for a roll and took a huge bite. “I don’t have any regrets,” he said almost telling himself more than Archer. “We did what we had to.” Be considered the question as he chewed. “I duhno? Probably better ask them how long they wanna put up with us. Few weeks maybe? Ain’t so sure they gonna want house guests forever and I ain’t so sure I can live in someone else’s house that long either. Don’t wanna be like walking on eggshells and shit. Plus, what? Are we just gonna not fuck while we’re there!? Ya gonna be able to sleep with them fucking on the other side of the wall?”
Date Night
finallydomryder:
Ryder, dressed in a nice button down and slacks held his hand out for Archer to take. “You, look amazing, My Love,” he said, turning to fix Archer’s shirt and then subtly tucked the sub’s collar under his shirt. He gave his sub a kiss and then lead him down the street, swinging their hands interlocked between them. “Seems like everything stayed exactly the same, huh?”
@captain-archer-clarington
Archer took a moment to look Ryder up and down before taking his hand. He was wearing a forest green button down shirt and grey slacks. He raised his eyebrow at the adjustment to his collar but didn’t comment on it. “Exactly the same,” he agreed. “Except the two of us got way hotter. You ready for all the stares we’re going to get?”
Ryder smirked. He knew he’d gained a few pounds and maybe wasn’t exactly hotter than he was at 21 but that didn’t matter to Archer and he loved that. “They’re gonna erect monuments to our hotness and we’re gonna have to come back every year to let them celebrate us,” he joked as he led Archer into the fanciest place Lima had to offer, which still, wasn’t much. They were seated and Ryder laid his napkin on his lap, looking around, maybe even a little nervous. “I shoulda brought ya here more when we were younger,” he said, a bit remorseful for the years they’d spent hiding their relationship. “Ooh look a lobster tank! Do you think Gunner will give me a job? I wonder if Silas will come visit! Oh bread!”
Sir Ryder... How have you been? Saw you in the lobby and had to do a double take. You look good Sir.
I know, right!? Living on the equator has done me good in the tan department. I’ve been great. Just got in from Senegal, Archer retired, so now where tryin to find a place to settle down.
finallydomryder:
Guess we all get used to lots of stuff all the time. Yeah? I can buy ya girls some drums!? Sweet! This candys made from fruit and it’s incredible. They had the best fucking fruit there man.
Anyways. Ya ready for this wedding? It’s gonna be bat shit, right!? I mean, she’s marrying herself….
Yeah we do cause that is what we do, learning all the time. You can 100% buy my girls drums if you want, they would legit love you forever. Candy made from fruit? That sounds incredible and super healthy.
It seems a little weird that she’d marry herself but I guess you gotta respect her wishes and all that.
Haha alright we’ll consider them gotten. I’ll grab them and bring them from the hotel tomorrow. Yeah I duhno if it’s healthy but it’s fucking delicious.
Do we? Cause she respected us? Pfft let’s be real, we’re all only here for two reasons: 1. Seeing each other 2. Fear Sue would hang ya by our balls if ya didn’t
Shea:: Hey, Sir. Want to meet up for something to drink? Not alcohol, of course, but you get the picture.
Totally! Ya bringing ya Dom!?
finallydomryder:
Pm: Whcih brother?
Pm: Yeah? Good. I mean, ya seem …stable? I duhno what to say to that honestly.
PM: Lucas…
PM: Yeah, I’m a lot happier than I used to be.
Pm: Ignore him
Pm: course ya are. Ya claimed by like the hottest guy ever. Ya get to be who you want and do what ya want. I’m happy for ya and real proud.
captain-archer-clarington:
“Yeah, it is warm. I’m pretty sure I haven’t been back in Texas since before we met. It’ll be… weird. But good, I think. Were you actually thinking of giving up on me at some point?”
“Do I get to wear a cowboy hat without you judging me? Yeah might be weird but we’re gonna be together. Can’t be any weirder than Haiti or Korea or anywhere else we’ve been. Giving up? Well..no, I guess I got worried before ya told your dad off. I wasn’t sure you’d do it and I wasn’t sure if you’d pick me over Beau and Adam. But I wasn’t going to give up unless you told me you didn’t want me.”
“To my knowledge, the Colonel and my mother are still in Texas. San Antonio’s a few hours away, but it’s still… weird. In a different way from Haiti. And I’ve always wanted you, Sir. Don’t ever doubt that.”
“...yay didn’t say no to the cowboy hat so I’m totally rocking one. Well, ya don’t need them to have a family, Baby. Ya got me, ya got ya brothers, ya uncle to like a bunch of kiddos now. Ya got a big amazing family that loves you for who ya are and unconditionally. I know My Love, just worried it wasn’t enough sometimes. But I’m glad it all worked out. I got no doubts that we did the right thing. I love you darling.”
Sir Ryder... How have you been? Saw you in the lobby and had to do a double take. You look good Sir.
I know, right!? Living on the equator has done me good in the tan department. I’ve been great. Just got in from Senegal, Archer retired, so now where tryin to find a place to settle down.
finallydomryder:
Yeah? Man I don’t know if could ever be that responsible for someone else. Crazy. No! They kept saying they couldn’t eat my candy or play the drums I brought them! If I can’t sugar them up and give them loud toys, am I even an uncle!? Oh yeh? Well if I see y’all around I got a pocket full of candy from Senegal that’s delicious!
You kinda just get used to it. It becomes a second nature and you don’t even realise you are doing it sometimes. How rude!?! All children should get candy and drums right? Yeah the girls would happily take candy if we tell them it’s OK, which it will be cause it’s you.. You are a good person.
Guess we all get used to lots of stuff all the time. Yeah? I can buy ya girls some drums!? Sweet! This candys made from fruit and it’s incredible. They had the best fucking fruit there man.
Anyways. Ya ready for this wedding? It’s gonna be bat shit, right!? I mean, she’s marrying herself....
Shea:: Hey, Sir. Want to meet up for something to drink? Not alcohol, of course, but you get the picture.
Totally! Ya bringing ya Dom!?
finallydomryder:
Pm: Ooh I thought Seb said that and I was gonna have to slap him. He probably just mis spoke darling
Pm: True. Sam’s a therapy guy now.
PM: Don’t do that, Sir. I know what he said and he meant it.
PM: Oh, I didn’t know that. I’m pretty well set with my therapist though. I’ve had the same one since I moved to London and came out, Sir.
Pm: Whcih brother?
Pm: Yeah? Good. I mean, ya seem ...stable? I duhno what to say to that honestly.
finallydomryder:
“Shush ya self, I know ya are all that and a bag of chips. Don’t ya get all modest now. Ya fancy now,” he teased, pushing Sky back. “I think ya helpin the whole world now, Darling. I’m proud of ya.” He smiled brightly and pulled Sky back into a hug. “I missed ya too! I swear we woulda come visit more but we were bouncing around a lot and getting back over from Senegal was kind of a pain. But yah, Arch is here, lookin fine as hell. I think he’s maybe meetin up with Gunner right now, but I’ll make sure ya see him, promise. I know he misses you. The first few years we lived together he’d complain that I didn’t do stuff the way you did.”
Sky shrugged. He didn’t feel fancy at all. His clothes were kind of fancy on account of Sir Kirin buying most of them for him, but he still felt just like he always did. He hugged back fiercely having a sudden memory of jumping on the bed with the Dominant. “That’s okay Sir. Sir Kirin showed me on a map where Senegal is and that is very very away.” He scrunched up his nose, doubting that Archer wanted Ryder to do things the way he had. He knows back when they were roommates, he had needed a lot of patience with all of the shenanigans Sky got up to. And he always, always had that patience. “I love you both so much Sir.”
“Yeah it was pretty far, but we were in Indonesia and I’m pretty sure that’s like as far away as you can get. It was pretty as fuck though. You woulda loved it. I met all kinds of crazy animals.” He wondered if Sky would have seemed a whole lot more normal if he’d grown up in Senegal where things were slower and less frantic and stressful. There, people didn’t care if you could read as long as you could make stuff with you hands. “Oh! That reminds me, ima need a new friendship bracelet. I met this little girl in Korea and she kinda stole my heart and she feel in love with it and I couldn’t not give it to her. She used puppy eyes on me!” He rubbed his wrist where the bracelet had sat for way more years than he’d ever intended to. “We both love you too, Silly. Once we get settled ya gonna have to come visit us.”
Shea:: Hey, Sir. Want to meet up for something to drink? Not alcohol, of course, but you get the picture.
Totally! Ya bringing ya Dom!?
finallydomryder:
Pm: What?
Pm: then fuck them. Or reach out to them. Ask Sam
PM: That’s what he said. He said I just live there and he’s going to Sebastian’s house.
PM: I guess. It’s what I’m therapy for, I suppose. To work through this.
PM: Why Sam?
Pm: Ooh I thought Seb said that and I was gonna have to slap him. He probably just mis spoke darling
Pm: True. Sam’s a therapy guy now.
Shea:: Hey, Sir. Want to meet up for something to drink? Not alcohol, of course, but you get the picture.
Totally! Ya bringing ya Dom!?
finallydomryder:
Pm: Perfect. Plus ya gotta stay healthy because me and Arch are gonna come visit ya’ll all the time now that we’re done with the Army
PM: Why? Ya feel guilty bout not talkin to them? Or like ya feel like ya need some closure? Apologies?
PM: Yeah? I’d like that. Sebastian’s brother is coming to visit after this week, but apparently I just stay there. It’s not my house too.
PM: I don’t know need anything from them… but I’ve always wondered, I suppose. My parents know I came out as a woman, but I haven’t heard from them since.
Pm: What?
Pm: then fuck them. Or reach out to them. Ask Sam
Date Night
Ryder, dressed in a nice button down and slacks held his hand out for Archer to take. “You, look amazing, My Love,” he said, turning to fix Archer’s shirt and then subtly tucked the sub’s collar under his shirt. He gave his sub a kiss and then lead him down the street, swinging their hands interlocked between them. “Seems like everything stayed exactly the same, huh?”
@captain-archer-clarington
captain-archer-clarington:
“Yeah, it is warm. I’m pretty sure I haven’t been back in Texas since before we met. It’ll be… weird. But good, I think. Were you actually thinking of giving up on me at some point?”
“Do I get to wear a cowboy hat without you judging me? Yeah might be weird but we’re gonna be together. Can’t be any weirder than Haiti or Korea or anywhere else we’ve been. Giving up? Well..no, I guess I got worried before ya told your dad off. I wasn’t sure you’d do it and I wasn’t sure if you’d pick me over Beau and Adam. But I wasn’t going to give up unless you told me you didn’t want me.”
finallydomryder:
“You fucked Beau? I .. didn’t know. I mean it’s not like I was purposefully trying not to fuck anyone the chance just hasn’t come up in a bit. Ha yeah we do. “
“I… yeah, I did. Shit, sorry. I thought you knew when you asked how he’s doing. I was in no way trying to keep that from you, Sir.”
“San Antonio. We should definitely start there. Figure our shit out for a bit before settling down somewhere. Fuck yeah, Sir. Everyone should know I’m yours.”
“Right. It’s warm there, right? Yeah exactly, get everything straight first. God I love you. And I love all this confidence ya got now. Ya know 12 years ago, ya couldn’t even hold my hand...god I’m so glad I ya didn’t give up on me.”
finallydomryder:
“You fucked Beau? I .. didn’t know. I mean it’s not like I was purposefully trying not to fuck anyone the chance just hasn’t come up in a bit. Ha yeah we do. “
“I… yeah, I did. Shit, sorry. I thought you knew when you asked how he’s doing. I was in no way trying to keep that from you, Sir.”
“You know it’s always been awkward when it’s the three of us together. But damn straight I will!”
“Oh I get what ya mean. Yeah guess it always probably will be huh? You always do My Love. Might even fuck ya on our balcony.”
“Maybe not. If we go out to San Diego, maybe we could figure out shit out. You really want to give this whole town a show, Sir? I think I can arrange that.”
“True. Let’s try out....Texas? Where is Gunner at again? We’ll try there first huh? Yeah? Ya ready to show all these jerks how much of a slut for my cock ya really are?”