#fuucccckkkkk

[butterflies-on-my-wrist]

Ooo my god today a cute person from pride club smiled at me and I was so starstruck that I forgot to smile back and I was flustered for most of psychology then I embarrassed myself by speaking half latin half english in front of my class bc matt was cofronting with me and was talking to makenna in latin then answered out loud in latin while I was speaking and oh my god im so embarrassed im dying

[tigeristired]

im not kidding when i say this: doing my laundry now comes with the possiblity of being stabbed and i remember this after starting it

[unpoeticheartbreak]

It was 3:14 am and I had the courage to ask how many girls you’d been with since me, in an effort to hurt myself more than you did the day you left 493 days since, if I were counting. I hoped this would get rid of a feeling heavier than the weight of the world on my shoulders, heavier than the weight of your body spread across the black silk sheets on a bed that is not mine. Your existence lingers over my heart. Come home to me, please.

[rupeewallet]

oh my God it's my first big mac in 18 months

[storyof-tory]

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET OVER MY FEAR OF BEING SHOT DOWN, AND ASK YOU OUT ALREADY?! 

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

On a roadtrip

Im listening to my iPod on shuffle and the Glee Cast version of The Scientist came on. And then the glee version of Faithfully came on! But I can’t cry because my parents are in the car. I thought I had run out of tears…guess not… Seriously take me back to the freaking start!

[heavenhelpmenow]

I think I'm going to cry. I just had a dream where I was finally fucking attractive and Isaac was there and he found me attractive and we were in a food storage warehouse with a bunch of our friends defending against the zombie apocalypse and we did this weird herb that made the room spin and made us think we were in a forrest and I ended up sitting on my knees and he was next to me and we were talking about our friends who were cuddling and such and I said to him that I wished I had someone like that and then we heard our friends murmur something about a pookiebear and then he scooted so close to me that we were touching I could feel his warmth on my skin and told me he was my pookiebear but in like a joking around friend way and then I turn to him and he turned to me. We were so close then, only a measly five inches away from eachothers faces and he smelled like a driftwood candle (aka if you've ever smelt the bath and body works one it smells like abercrombie and fitch and just unfiddy unf unf) and I looked from his eyes down to his lips and then back to his eyes. Then he did the same and we were so close and he was so gorgeous and so warm and I leaned in even closer and I went to kiss him and he pulled away and then I pulled back and then he turned and put his hands on my thighs and turned me so I was facing him and then he switched from my thighs to my face; grasping my face tightly and leaned closer and just as his lips brushed mine...the most peculiar thing occurred...I WOKE THE FUCK UP. I AM SO FUCKING PISSED THE FUCK OFF. FUCK.

[bishbashboshsorted-blog]

i think i have a nargle that eats/steals all my chapstick.