#fuuuuucking hell

[thecomposedsimp]

So I’ve come to realize…not only am I in love with Astarion….I’m just fucking in love with Neil period-

[goldturnedgray]

"your dreams are consent for them to ruin your lives" another casual Beth May BANGER just casually thrown into peach pit my godddd

[heavenbarnes]

https://twitter.com/6ixnsfw/status/1784192784850726920?t=cfKga7d85CrgTu3Xo5oo8w&s=19

https://twitter.com/6ixnsfw/status/1770641510301593944?t=geMyClBVgve0jklcN1y1gw&s=19

https://twitter.com/6ixnsfw/status/1772822056112951456?t=qR4zXDCFvMz7GkNiuSeK6g&s=19

Maybe older bf Simon?

nsfw twitter links 🫶🏼

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST- that first one nearly made me drop my phone

100% older bf!simon especially the last one, i have this firm belief he’s obsessed with ‘outercourse’ and loves nothing more than rubbing it on you

[barnesybuck]

why do i ever update my apps?! what is this new design?? why would you ever move the buttons around?????

[local-hellhound-steals-spaghetti]

Gotta love how I finally get onto a medication that works for my ADHD and it happens to be the one having worldwide shortages.

And it’s the one that I can’t just get the 20mg of and take 2 to make 40mg.

Nope gotta go get another expensive psychiatrist appointment to change the prescription because it’s Restricted Medication.

Even though I’ve clearly been prescribed the 40mg and they could just give me the sAME GODDAMN MEDS that’s just a little bit of a smaller dose that I’m perfectly capable of just taking 2 of. Goddamn.

[theaussietimelord]

Not me rewatching the first ten minutes of the new WandaVision ep over and over again just for those two scenes 😳

[pointless-letters]

TFW someone two tables over at a restaurant in 1987 ordered a lasagne and you’re still not over the trauma

[yeahbitchgfd-blog]

I’m on my period and I’m so goddamn horny. D has been mindlessly groping me all day and she just got me off five times. It’s been ten minutes since she stopped touching me and I’m still throbbing.

When I whined about needing to have something inside me, she replied ‘you’ll take what you’re given,’ and THAT did absolutely nothing to help the situation, now I’m even hornier than I was before