Jun 9, 2014
A Little Rusty
It has been a very long time.
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A Little Rusty
It has been a very long time.
Fwavoy
Posted on my deviantArt, edited accordingly:
"For Whining At Videos On YouTube". A YouTube account I made several years ago to anonymously get in cathartic arguments and whatnot. Not much my interest any more, but it's remained a name I use to cavort stealthily around the Internet like a happy-go-lucky ghost. An attempt at making it into a catchier name yielded "Fwabio".
Don't worry, I'm going somewhere with this.
"So I've been going AWOL more and more since... well, pretty much since I created this account two years ago. I don't know why. Maybe I'm prone to distraction. I do seem to have a bad habit of making up new names whenever I wanted to try something new, so I might as well link them up as best I can.
Here's Fwavoy, on Reddit. Fwavoy is me. I haven't posted any Homestuck stuff, jsut because that's what Fwabio's been for. I started off nomadic, making rage comics and other dumb little things, but I've lately settled into the subreddit of the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir. So expect quite a bit of J&A stuff.
This isn't much of a consolation for anybody watching me for my Homestuck stuff alone, but I'm not giving up on that anyway. I still have some ideas rattling around in my head (my main impediment is likely my inexplicable urge to stay topical, so as I find less things happening in Homestuck for me to comment on relatively in real-time, I'll just start going all over the map some more.) I suppose I'll start letting the accounts spill into each other somewhat. Maybe I'll post the J&A gifs I've made on this [tumblr] account, and mosey on over to /r/homestuck a bit more as Fwavoy.
Paradox Arms
(John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.)
NO. You've had quite enough of arms lately.
Conspiracies Abound
You know that conspiracy theorist who saw a video of Hillary Clinton that was so low-res that her eyes were all pixely, and now he thinks she's a lizard-person?
I'm turning into that guy.
Trickster Jake
My next comic is scary as hell.
Dec. 21, 2012
I wonder how many people are out having impulsive apocalyptic orgies (eschatol-orgies?) while I sit here at the computer as usual...
So I was going to make an animation shortly after Jane met Gamzee, where Gamzee made a sprite using all the corpses (yes, that precise amount of them), and this music I made would have been playing while he's taking them all out of his fridge.
But then I never got around to it. Oh well.
IrresponsibleParentingStuck
"Dad stumbled toward the baby whose explosive descent to Earth had rudely interrupted his failing attempts to think of an Egbert saying. Something that struck him was the presence of a pair of lenses that came down with the baby from Lord-knows-where. Only lenses, as if somebody was saying, 'We'll cover all the prescription details, and you can deal with the frame expenses'. That's what Dad heard, at least, in an authoritative but somehow sly voice.
'Looks like the optometrists got to him already,' he groaned. Then, turning upward, he yelled to nobody: 'You think you can trick me into an eyewear plan for this baby? YOU THINK I'M A SUCKER???'
Dad defiantly grabbed the lenses and threw them into an alley where they landed behind a dumpster, to remain undiscovered for several years.
'Damn optometrists', Dad muttered. 'That's how they get ya.'"
-Excerpt from The Life and Times of the Dad Who Hates Optometrists