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but you’re already my valentine so the shitty jokes already comes w/ it. can i take it back? ;)

i mean... i guess so ;)

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gdi. this is why i can’t have nice things. o well. i don’t need one anyways.

i can be your valentine. i'll provide you with shitty jokes. close enough?

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i want a valentines day person. give me one.

there was a post going around for it already! i think they started this week though so you're too late maybe :(

fxur

good news is my paycheck is going to be about ...

i’ve been on that bed. it’s 75% comfortable. but what happened

it's not that it isn't comfortable! there's just... well, remember how i told you about the mouse? yep. pretty sure that's a thing.

fxur "do you really think you have it down? do you have all five traits perfected, tobias? they're going to test you."

"--Hey, do you happen to have any regular creamer in that fancy apartment of yours?"

no omg stop

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"Killing is necessary, if and only if; the enemy would kill you, right?"

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