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this is uuuuuuuuuuuh nepeta's ancestor but like the really good one, the one far away, so far its meulin's ancestor, but even further beyond

dont ask me why shes cerulean dont worry about it

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welp here's some character i made forever ago. i never wrote anything down but i think i remember what her info was

> Be the overly-religious slut

Your name is ABBY BARASS, and NO YOUR NAME IS NOT MEANT TO BE LIKE THAT. You are an INCREDIBLY RELIGIOUS broad who has CROSSES and PORTRAITS OF JESUS everywhere throughout your home. Your strife specibus is even allocated to CROSSKIND, which is kind of inconvenient due to how the only way to kill someone with it is to BLUDGEON THEM TO DEATH.

Personality-wise, you are INCREDIBLY BITCHY and it's no wonder that you're thought of as a rival to any popular girl at any school you're put in due to how much you WHORE YOURSELF OUT.

Your chumhandle is imperiousTyrant and you speak with the vocabulary of a very uptight and almost snobbish upbringing combined with a psuedo-redneck accent.

that's all i could muster to remember

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i found this on facebook.

her name is sapphire and look at her

i found her looking through art requests, and apparently she requested her fantroll sitting on signless' shoulder.

internal screaminG

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A final word.

Pay whatever respects you may have festering around inside yourselves, but at midnight GMT this blog will be permanently deleted, to celebrate the ending of the official webcomic and to maybe shoo you shits away to some other godforsaken place.

I took on this blog at first because I genuinely was just a nasty, sad little shit, and this blog allowed me to fester and grow but since then a lot has changed for me. I couldn’t tell you why I stayed with this blog, other than you made decent company at times and the fucking hilarity that came with this blog was too good to let go of. As of this post the follower count has dropped to 6,000. If any of you are still active and may for whatever reason still want to keep up with the mods lives y’all know my personal is Kablowie, same as my mod name has always been.

It’s been a wild ride my dudes. Maybe now it’s ended in such a way we can all chill out a bit and stop taking life so serious. So some kid made a shitty OC. So go outside, just stand in town and see how insignificant we all are. Whether you got 35,000 followers or 2, people are gonna walk right on by you like you ain’t shit. I ain’t trying to put you down just keep things in mind sometimes, you know? 

But sincerely, from the bottom of my heart and from Enobie, Momuss, Hookiedong, Víagra Cúmcúm, and Vagyna Tanpom, thanks for the fun while it lasted. Look after yourself, kid. 

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You are also a SEA DWELLER. You have the most noble blood possible, the only of your kind known to possess it, and the only to share it with GL'BGOLYB, a deep sea monster also known as THE RIFT'S CARBUNCLE, EMISSARY TO THE HORRORTERRORS, or in more hushed tones, SPEAKER OF THE VAST GLUB.  This makes you the HEIR APPARENT for Alternian rulership, which ordinarily would place you in considerable jeopardy. HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION would steer the flagship from the fleet and make an attempt on your life herself, if not for the protection of your monstrous lusus.  And if not forewarned of your race's extinction by the whispers of that lusus, you would have BIG PLANS FOR THE THRONE. All the plans. All of them.  You would redefine what it means to be CULLED in troll society. Under your rule it would mean caring for the unfit and infirm rather than exterminating them, and you have put this idea into practice by CULLING THE FAUNA OF THE DEEP. You tend to wild and beautiful AQUATIC HOOFBEASTS, grooming and feeding them daily. You capture and cage CUTTLEFISH by the thousands for their own good, and also because they are funny and colorful and you love them. They often swim through the bars of their cages, but that is fine. You run your whole palace as a sort of WILDLIFE ADOPTION FACILITY, even if the wildlife's need for care is dubious at best, and the practice really just amounts to an elaborate ROLE PLAYING SCENARIO. It's still fun though.  You would also look forward to using your reign to UNITE THE TWO RACES. You were told you would do this one day by your lusus, even if it does contradict her message of extinction. Oh well, you suppose NOT ALL PROPHECIES CAN COME TRUE.  Your trolltag is cuttlefishCuller and you )(ave a )(ard time not getting R-EALLY -EXCIT-ED ABOUT PRACTICALLY -EV-------ERYT)(ING!

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LoL

I made this weeaboo troll, she has no info because I only drew the fantrolls '-'

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This was on DA, with this description: yea i made another and i'm ganna make a few more so be expecting! name: xina shorixx blood color: sky blue sylladex: fire ( she has to write what she wants in her blue fire by moving her hand to create and word) personality: is stuborn and kinda shy but gets along wel with the other trolls. she is a real perv and talks alot about "naughty things" with her morail jaoshi. shows off her body and is usually horny *XD pun*; she is usually called "dragon" by her dragon like qualitys but is also called by her name. likes: music, painting with her fire, furries (secretly wishes she could be a dragon herself or have dragon wings) and loves anime and her favorite actuvity is killing and torturing trolls with her sythe and fire. dislikes: greasy things, being picked on (which isn't often) being grounded and not torturing and killing trolls with her sythe and fire. lusus: dogon strife specubus: sythe kind land (forgot what it was called): land of fire and ice. * will probably change this after a while so yea*

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