hey all, it’s ya girl bee here with the 3 losers alice fortescue, kingsley shacklebolt & dorcas meadowes !! dermatologists HATE them .... ,, learn more under the cut
ok i was lying, most dermatologists probably dont hate them
i just wanted u to read under the cut
( NATALIA DYER ) ⤬ there goes ALICE FORTESCUE. i hear they’re SEVENTEEN, a SEVENTH YEAR. would you believe SHE really is a GRYFFINDOR? at least, i’ve heard they’re IDEALISTIC and PASSIONATE, but they also seem somewhat MEDDLESOME and JUDGEMENTAL. for a PUREBLOOD, i think they’re alright, but you never know.
never tell this girl that there’s something she can’t do because by god will she do her best to prove you wrong, and she’ll do it with a smile on her face all the way
grew up with two older brothers she was always competing with & parents who spoiled them rotten, so she’s used to going for what she wants and getting it
a Smol ball of optimism and determination
has a very particular Way she likes things done but she puts 100% into doing things that way
hecka bossy and maybe a bit of a control freak, but she’s honestly the best at making plans and carrying them out so honestly just let her do her thing and you’ll be getting an o on that group project
super optimistic & idealistic! believes in happy endings with all her damn heart, believes in good & evil and all that. she’s very quick to judge people. either she likes you or she doesn’t, and she sticks to that initial opinion stubbornly
v nosy and meddlesome, that one friend who’s always trying to set everyone up with each other. she means well tho, she loves her friends with all her heart & is v v protective over them, a total mom friend
actually no she’s a little bit of a grandma friend
gets super excited abt holidays and stuff!!!!
( KEITH POWERS ) ⤬ there goes KINGSLEY SHACKLEBOLT. i hear they’re EIGHTEEN, a SEVENTH YEAR. would you believe HE really is a SLYTHERIN? at least, i’ve heard they’re INSIGHTFUL and INNOVATIVE, but they also seem somewhat FLIPPANT and HEADSTRONG. for a PUREBLOOD, i think they’re alright, but you never know.
so kingsley is not yet the suave motherfucker yall know from canon
he has that same thirst for justice & equality but he can be a snarky lil shit sometimes
his parents are divorced & both pureblood, but his dad believes in blood purity and all that whereas his mom doesn’t and actually remarried to a muggleborn. kingsley sides with his mom & lives with her, his stepdad & his sister cora who he’s super protective over
he’s the seventh yr slytherin prefect & has a total passion for leadership, v ambitious and already knows he wants to try and make a difference in the world
totally salty that james got head boy and thinks it’s bc of dumbledore’s prejudice against slytherins but he’s like w/e i dont care do i look like i care
he has a temper but tries to keep it under control, but if you’re being stupid about blood purity or picking on someone or just being generally rude, he’s not gonna hold back on calling u out
manners af bc his mama raised him right unless he really doesn’t like you
can be kinda passive aggressive tho
keeper for the slytherin quidditch team
doodles a lot and actually is really good at it? he always doodles a lil comic thing for his sister and mom’s birthdays
( SEYCHELLE GABRIEL ) ⤬ there goes DORCAS MEADOWES. i hear they’re SIXTEEN, a SIXTH YEAR. would you believe SHE really is a HUFFLEPUFF? at least, i’ve heard they’re EMPATHETIC and RESOLUTE, but they also seem somewhat CYNICAL and SELF-SACRIFICING. for a MUGGLEBORN, i think they’re alright, but you never know.
last but not least my sweet sad cynical burnt cinnamon roll bb
so dorcas’s parents are catholic muggles and do not approve of this whole magic thing, actually weren’t gonna let dorcas go to hogwarts but she snuck out and ran away and caught the train
after that they just kinda gave up and let her go to hogwarts the rest of the years but they make it clear they’re v disapproving
dorcas kinda figured from there that no matter what she did they weren’t gonna approve so she started leading an Unsavory Lifestyle w smoking and drinking
also she wears a leather jacket which isn’t really unsavory but it’s cool
she was actually a minute short of being a hatstall bc the hat couldn’t decide between hufflepuff and slytherin
but thank god she got hufflepuff bc she faces enough flak as a muggleborn as it is, a muggleborn slytherin would’ve been 10 times worse
she acts all tough but she’s actually really soft & cares about other people way more than herself. surprisingly great with kids
seeker on the hufflepuff quidditch team
um yeah that’s a real quick synopsis of all my babes so YEAH if u wanna plot, hmu, and i cant wait to interact w all of u