Feb 29, 2012
"Girls! Girls! Girls!" lyrics are FINALLY complete!
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"Girls! Girls! Girls!" lyrics are FINALLY complete!
Got bored again. Sorry!
Can you tell I like "Girls! Girls! Girls!"?
"Girls! Girls! Girls!"
1/26/2012
Thank you to whoever sent in the link, btw. I saw it right after I posted this. :)
On another note: I'm having a hard time hearing her, so the lyrics post for this song won't be updated for a little bit.
Girls! Girls! Girls!
Album: Fight Like A Girl Available on all streaming platforms
MC: Step right up! We bring to you the finest entertainment And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality Indulge in abnormality
Step right up! We've something here for everyone's enjoyment I do this as a gift, not for employment
A portrait of insanity Approached with pure humanity
Come see our girls! Crazy girls! If you're willing to be thrilled This is a hell of a ride! Those girls! Crazy girls!
They're hot! They're nuts! They're suicidal!
Tickets cheap! It's a crime! And they're half price after 4 o'clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature, for a limited time! Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Some of them are really quite attractive as you'll see And some are truly hideous, I’m sure you’ll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me But you mustn’t let them fool you!
Just one more rule: You shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye That one? Let’s just keep walking by
These ain’t no ordinary girls And we've a steady supply So grab another cup of tea And follow me!
To see the girls! Crazy girls! If you're willing to be thrilled This is a hell of a ride!
Those girls! Crazy girls!
They're hot! They're nuts! They're suicidal!
Tickets cheap! It's a crime! And they're half price after 4 o'clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature, for a limited time! Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Now has anybody any clever questions for your guide? For a penny more, go on and ask - we’ve nothing here to hide. Quiet down! You, sir.
PATRON #1: If insanity’s primarily and femininish malady And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact! Then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics? Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?!
MC: It's all to do with reproductive organs Which are naturally unstable in a dame You see, from lunar, we have lunatic, and lunacy, and loony And they’re always ovulating for the cycle of the moon
PATRON #2: I have a question!
MC: Shoot!
PATRON #2: Has any patient ever been released? Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased?
MC: For the good of our society, they aren't to reproduce, So while they may pretend propriety, We'll never let them loose!
INMATES & MC: Come see the girls! Crazy girls! If you're willing to be thrilled This is a hell of a ride! Those girls! Crazy girls!
They're hot! They're nuts! They're suicidal!
Tickets cheap! It's a crime! And they're half price after 4 o'clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature, for a limited time!
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
MC: Some are born mad Some achieve madness And some have madness thrust upon them!
This is the real thing, my friend, Guaranteed! One hundred percent, authentic! Mentally ill! Accept no imitations!
For a little extra on the side, We can arrange for a slightly more... intimate encounter Wink wink!
For a tuppence, just a tuppence You can get a handful of pills to feed the inmates. Pills for depression, aggression, obsession, possession, indescretion! There's a bloody pill for everything nowadays!
PATRON #3: How big is a lady's brain?
MC: It’s really very, very small; A simple thought is quite a strain.
PATRON #4: This seems, just a bit, inhumane.
MC: Nah! It’s just a simple little shock It doesn’t cause her any pain.
You see, they’re really more like animals than people Which have been proven don't have any souls at all
The only bits that aren't inferior Are bosom and posterior And these are only useful In a seedy music hall!
They won’t bite! Well, they might. I say, this one does look hungry tonight.
So get your picture with an inmate, but make sure she’s locked up tight!
They’re practically wild, sir. Protect your child, sir!
They don’t recall the taste of freedom They're just happy if we feed 'em So point and laugh, it isn't bad! They oughn’t mind because they’re mad.
If you haven’t got a dime, toss us your pearls!
You’re welcome to enjoy our girls! Crazy girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride! Those girls! Crazy girls!
INMATES & MC: We’re hot! (They’re hot) We’re nuts! (They’re nuts) We’re suicidal! (They’re suicidal)
Tickets cheap! It’s a crime! And they’re half price after 4 o’clock, so toss us a dime! To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time!
MC: I’ve got a lot more words to say, But I can't make them rhyme!
So ladies let this be a lesson to you, Keep your hair uncut Your corsets tight Your knitting neat Your yappers shut!
This is what comes of over-educating, Mentally over stimulating, Too much serious conversating, Organized religion-hating Sinful unwed copulating Marriage without procreating Girl-on-girl caught lesbiating (She was caught while masturbating!) Male-mind manipulating Chronically hallucinating Certainly there's just no debating Some we just find fascinating Women's rights facilitating Independent thought creating She just may be complicating
Get your money out! We're waiting!
To see those Girls! Girls! Girls!