#g:puck

[lesugar]

Sugar

Happy birthday biff, may you record all your adventures here, talk to me in this journal. Once you return I will read every page and imagine living those adventures with you. Remember we still have more adventures to go through together so return to me safely. I love you.

Puck

[aongossip-blog]

i heard finn and puck do it like every night in their room

Now when you say you heard, just how literal are you being? Because I’d request a recording.

[aongossip-blog]

old flames seem to be rekindling left right and centre sam/quinn jesse/rachel puck/kitty, think anything will come of it?

Let me give it to you straight, greyface.

Ken and Barbie? Are they getting back together? Oh, okay. Not like it hasn’t only been like, what, two weeks since his beloved idiot girlfriend left for the fluke school? I mean, he must have really loved her as much as he claimed, huh? Just be careful, blondie. Make sure perky nipples isn’t around! There may be some Blaine-like mistakes underway if he is. Or Quinn-like. After all, she does love to cheat in a game, doesn’t she?

Jesse’s here? Again? How does he always know how to find her? Someone should tell the hobbit to check for a GPS tracking system somewhere in her body. And anyway, after the whole prostitute ordeal? She should really stick to her pristine little hand for a while, hmm?

Hah! Puck and Kitty. The blonde bitch wishes. Trust me, greyface. Puck’s gonna have his fun with her and move on to the next girl. That’s what he does, and it’s what he’ll always do. Don’t waste my time with stupid questions, alright?