#aongossip

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when do you think the next diva off will happen? and who will it be between?

How about you think to have actual divas in your little club? What you have right now, darling, are spoiled brats who think they can have what they want. Hardly divas.

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Great, I knew you couldn't resist the Puckerman charm. This time won't even used my 50% off Breadstix coupon, you're just that hot. Any ideas on where we're going babe?

You just wait and see.

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who should we be keeping an eye on and why?

Yourself. Because everyone’s bound to backstab you at some point, right? I mean, let’s ask Ryder, shall we?

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rank the boys: hot to not

Cooper.

Hunter.

Jake.

Blaine.

Sam.

Sebastian.

Puck.

Kurt.

Artie.

Finn.

Jesse.

Ryder.

Joe.

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i heard finn and puck do it like every night in their room

Now when you say you heard, just how literal are you being? Because I’d request a recording.

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sam certainly didn't waste anytime moving on

That’s all I’m saying.

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Hey Andrea, Breadstix? Private party at my apartment afterwards? I promise I'll tear you up in little pieces and swallow you like reeses pieces.

Sure, why not? You’ve charmed me. Except we’ll go where I want to go. No questions asked. I’ll make sure you get the address. Be there on Friday at 8:30 sharp.

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give us some predictions on what's going to happen to all our favourite losers?

Favorite. That’s cute. You should have replaced that with pathetic. 

Artie: He’s going to New York, right? Let’s take bets on how long it will take him to either fall/get pushed down a bunch of stairs or hit by a bus.Blaine: God only knows - probably follow Kurt around for the rest of his sad life. Brittany: People are going to realize that she’s actually a die hard idiot with nowhere to go in life.Cooper: Lol.Finn: He’ll be the next Mr. Schue 2.0. Probably ending up sleeping with someone in the Glee club from the year 2027 and realizing nobody cares about him anymore.Hunter: Isn’t he some war kid? He’ll probably go back and die. R.I.P., kiddo.Jake: He’ll hopefully find peace in his sexuality. Jesse: At this rate he’ll be a homeless man begging for change and sleeping on Rachel’s porch.Joe: Priest. Or monk. I’m rooting for monk. He needs to get rid of the legs growing out of his head.Kitty: Pregnant. She wants to be just like Quinn, right?Kurt: No.Marley: I don’t know - bulimia rehab? Forever a prude virgin?Noah: He’ll be living a life of a rockstar. All the hot women, abuse of alcohol and drugs, probably found dead on a toilet like Elvis himself. All of the perks except actually being successful and having fans.Quinn: Pregnant, married, divorced, married, cheating, pregnant, divorced, married. And all the kids? Shelby is probably taking care of them. Rachel: She’ll realize she isn’t pretty enough or talented to be a star on Broadway. Actually, she’s already probably realizing that.Ryder: He’ll probably end up going to therapy for something — whether it’s for anger management, his phobia for computers and online messaging, or his love for a guygirl.Sam: Dead in a ditch. Murderer: Santana.Santana: Prostitute without the Pretty Woman happy ending. Sebastian: Okay, seriously, needs to go.Sugar: She’ll probably end up better than everyone, because all of her dad’s money and she’ll never work a day in her life. Tina: Who?Unique: What?