Aug 19, 2021
actually your honor i do deserve a life sentence
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actually your honor i do deserve a life sentence
gman to glados: oh karen my computer wife...
gman and glados being quiet and doing their business in her chamber, when gman starts caressing her giant face plate out the blue, placing the palm and back of his hand on the surface to feel the cold metal all over his fingers. meanwhile she says nothing but the fans in her system did start to get louder when he did the other side of the plate.
you would imagine gman and glados would be the type of evil couple to laugh maniacally together while they watch those they consider lesser suffer but in reality they are currently putting their names in 15 different love calculator websites to make sure their feelings are real because they dont understand emotions no matter how hard they try
ok look im sorry for the cringe but i legit canNOT stop thinking about G-Man and GLaDOS as a couple and them tryin to work it all out despite complications
GLaD's boyfriend is some guy who looks like a 50 y/o human business man and him working so close with humans doesnt make it better but on the inside he really does only look human when he can do so much more than they can and hes disposed of humans like trash before but hes clearly changed and it gets confusing
G's girlfriend is a murderous AI woman that while she has a genuine drive for science she sometimes uses it as an excuse to kill large numbers of humans for her own personal gain and ego and its difficult to be dating someone who thinks so unbelievably little of humans when you legit look so much like one
but they mostly work it out because they like to see how far humans can push their own limits to reach a goal even if its not that rewarding and they can also observe them for future reference on how to treat them for better or for worse, and they get a kick out of talking shit and slappin people around and idk about you man but that seems like love to me
"this is the worst thing" i am aware
oh god oh fuck its happening again MOOOOOOMM-
cant stop thinkin about if G' and GLaD hung out in her chamber..., and he has a habit of touching her face plate really gently and casually.... gives it lil pats and caresses it......treats it like a real face..... good serotonin for my brain