#g.maxim

[annees-levreslaches]

I bet despite his high-class air, Maxim Batard will sleep with anyone for a cigarette stick. Story is, he works as a courtesan because he is addicted to sex.

“High-class air.” I’m afraid you’ve submitted to the wrong column, because I don’t write for the funnies, honey.

Word through the grapevine is that Monsieur Bâtard was born to a courtesan, so the glittering apple did not fall far from the tree, if that is true. 

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Who has the biggest big dick energy in your opinion?

The biggest? I am certainly not the one you should be asking about this, since any of the courtesans would be happy to dish, but I have heard a few things... 

As we know, there are many ways these energies can be interpreted. If we are to say the “big” in question has to do with size then I do believe Signore Segretti could be crowned the champion. Have you seen the stature of that man? I’m sweating beneath my collar as I type this. 

If we are to focus on energies, however, I would go so far as to say Monsieur Badeaux moves as if he is carrying more than just a pistol, if you know what I mean. I have heard quite a few things about the Venus as well....

♥ Gigi