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[annees-levreslaches]

Tell us, ma chérie, who you believe to be the most eligible of bachelors and bachelorettes in Paris?

That all depends on what you consider to be eligible. After some careful considerations, myself, I believe I’ve found a few that might interest you. 

If the thought of being a second love doesn’t turn you away, there is none better than miss Jacqueline Dubois, the queen of hearts herself. Or shall I say, La Spadille. However, if you are truly after her, I don’t recommend challenging her in cards as a way to win her affection. Many have died by those hands. 

Possibly my favorite timeless bachelorette of all has to be Madame Moreau. One would be hard-pressed to find another as charming or interesting to converse with. However, my sources have caught Bhari Sinclair on her arm at events, and leaving her abode at questionable hours, so who’s to say what her status as a bachelorette really is.

As for bachelors, might I suggest Calvin Rose? If those eyes aren’t enough to grab you, that voice certainly is. I have heard nothing but pleasantries about the young musician. Then again, it’s hard to focus on anything negative when he’s around. 

Or perhaps the tall and introspective Monsieur Durand is more your style? Someone somewhere suggested the man enjoys the, er, “colder” type, but if you ask me that’s just a bunch of phonus balonus. 

What do you think, my dears? Is there anyone who’s caught your eye that you believe should be mentioned? If so, be sure to write in and let me know!

♥ Gigi

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I hear that Sora's food is what heaven tastes like. You eat a bite and you go straight to heaven. It's magical.

Is that why Wednesday Peppers is so taken with it? Wishful thinking?

Jokes aside, you are certainly correct. La Gavroche is no joke, but I must say the food quality improved tenfold once they brought Moon in. 

♥ Gigi

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How do you solve a problem like Kasia?

Is she a problem? Normally I don’t dish on women of the cloth, but let’s be realistic, they probably don’t follow the word of Gigi (though they should, I hear those convents can get a little stuffy). 

Well, Doctor Gigi’s preferred prescription for that particular diagnosis is always a little giggle water, a bout of wick-dipping, and an expensive cigar. That usually does the trick. 

Repeat as needed, my loves. 

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Calinda and Taemin sittin' in a tree... K I S S I N G....

My dear, if my article was dedicated to kisses we would run out of paper. Phone me when he threads the needle.

♥ Gigi

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Anatole is a BABE I thought I'd just say it.

Now here is someone who knows their onions! He is quite the treat, isn’t he readers? Monsieur Marín seems to think so too, but that’s certainly not in the babe’s best interest, if you ask me. Don’t take my word for it though.

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Who has the biggest big dick energy in your opinion?

The biggest? I am certainly not the one you should be asking about this, since any of the courtesans would be happy to dish, but I have heard a few things... 

As we know, there are many ways these energies can be interpreted. If we are to say the “big” in question has to do with size then I do believe Signore Segretti could be crowned the champion. Have you seen the stature of that man? I’m sweating beneath my collar as I type this. 

If we are to focus on energies, however, I would go so far as to say Monsieur Badeaux moves as if he is carrying more than just a pistol, if you know what I mean. I have heard quite a few things about the Venus as well....

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Calinda Barbosa has the voice of an angel, but I'd love to hear her and Anais Veilleux sing some opera together. Or maybe it would be a diva feud. Who really knows, but I think it should happen.

Now that is something I would throw plenty of money to see. Let’s skip the stage altogether and place them in a boxing ring just to save time and keep the curtains nice. From what I gather, Madame Veilleux does not like to share a spotlight. 

♥ Gigi

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Isla certainly has a flock of young men that seem to be surrounding her recently. Any thoughts, Gigi?

It’s very interesting to witness, isn’t it? 

With the talent and beauty she has it makes sense, but beyond that I am not sure what has them so infatuated. I know a few of my readers have their speculations about the ingenue and her private life, but those are not facts as we know. Some men adore the meek ones. 

 I suppose only time will tell. 

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Arturo is a Bulk Daddy.

Perhaps. If you are speaking of the amount of supplies the pianist keeps on his person, then yes. 

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Miss Celestine is small and lovely yes, but she's also a slob. I tripped on a banana peel she carelessly threw on the street one afternoon and broke my hip! She turned around and laughed without so much as helping little ol' me. I am offended.

I would gladly let Luna throw a banana peel in my path. 

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Considering things got our of hand at Mister Holst's party last time, I'm surprised people are still looking forward to another one of his events! I heard someone got stabbed and Mister Holst was heard saying 'Relax, it's just a flesh wound' but the person clearly looked like it wasn't just a flesh wound! I wasn't invited of course, but I heard from a reliable source.

I believe it’s more than appropriate to say things got out of hand at the Hotel Montmartre party. Thankfully most were on the top floor during the shootout in the kitchen, and not too many were hurt. 

Call me crazy, but I do not think this was a coincidence. A wild mess of bullets and knives and Monsieur Holst just happens to find himself in the middle of it? That dog won’t hunt. I have had my speculations for years and with each reporting of his shenanigans I grow ever more suspicious of the old man. 

Consider yourself lucky that your invite was lost in the mail.

♥ Gigi

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Bhari Sinclair is such a talented journalist, yet I can't help but feel like his work isn't getting as much fame as it should! Can't you put a few good words for him Gigi? I'm sure you have lots of connections, these could help him out.

I do agree, my dear, but I’m afraid it is out of my hands. I have fruitlessly attempted to invite Sinclair (a colleague of mine) to a few events. No such luck. I would take it personally if I had not learned that the man is in quite the funk while eavesdropping on his watercooler conversations with Monsieur de Silva. 

If I may give a word of advice to the gentleman, I recommend that he focus more on his work than young woman who clearly have no interest in him. He should channel those blues into his writing rather than letting it leak into his social life and perhaps then someone will find him appealing. 

There’s no sense in pining over fantasies when Paris is a living dream.

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Mister Rousset is an enigma. Mostly because one day you'll see him handing out food to the less fortunate, then you see him roughing up some poor drunk the next. I can't quite wrap my head around this. He's a looker though that's for sure.

Good looks, a beautiful dolly on his arm, a successful business, that mustache… Perhaps the stress of la belle vie becomes too much and he has to rough up a few drunks to get his kicks. 

One can’t have it all, I suppose. 

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Miss Pepper pretends to be sick and that her legs aren't working so that gullible men like Mister de Silva would carry her around like some damsel in distress. I would know because I just saw her skipping about the very next day!

Can you blame her? I may have to use this trick for myself sometime. If Mr. de Silva decided to carry me anywhere I would skip, too. He is quite the charmer beneath the attitude and lousy dancing. 

♥ Gigi

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Madame Moreau has been taking in vagabonds like they're stray cats but a little birdie told me that she's actually doing it for her, get this, wild orgy parties!

Miss Vivienne, you minx! 

Have you ever stopped to have a conversation with the dame? If not, you should. Her stories are very entertaining. If anyone could rival the secrets I keep, it is Madame Moreau. 

Vivienne, if you are reading this, don’t forget to put my invitation in the post for your next event.

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

Miss Veilleux has recently been spotted sneaking out of some genteman's apartment. Whose apartment? I didn't know, because after she left, five other gentlemen also sneaked out. Everyone's faces were covered but I know the opera singer's statuesque form anywhere.

I don’t know about you, dear reader, but I wouldn’t touch that story with a ten-foot pole. I would like to keep my tongue, thank you. From what I’ve heard, and I have heard quite a bit, my best advice would be to let the diva do as she pleases.

Though if this is true… Good for her. I do believe it would take many a men to properly attend to that “statuesque form.”

♥ Gigi

[annees-levreslaches]

I was lucky enough to have a chat with Miss Leigh at one point but the I was rather distracted by an imperfection in her otherwise dreamy form? Her right boob is bigger than the other. Has no one else noticed this? It's rather distracting really.

Maxim, what have I told you about writing in? You must do it more often!

In all honesty if that’s what you have chosen to focus on when she is near, I question why you’re looking at her in the first place. The rest of Montmartre doesn’t seem to mind.

♥ Gigi