alistair theirin (my beloved) for the bingo chart thing
he’s cute but i am still annoyed with him for his behavior at the landsmeet like you literally HOW is making loghain undergo the joining a bad idea we have three grey wardens total in fereldan rn and anora (who we NEED, because you LITERALLY DON’T EVEN WANT TO BE KING) wants me to spare her father but says it’s fine if we do the joining bc if he dies during the ritual he dies but you’re gonna throw a FIT and say if i’m gonna make that decision you are going to DEMAND TO BE KING, and [the sniper i pay to take me out if i turn into My Dinner Date Who Is A Dragon Age Fan starts aiming at my chest and i see the big red dot and have to stop talking] anyway. never been more annoyed with a video game character in my LIFE. kaidan mass effect would never do this to me.













