love’s labour’s lost

h | 31 | hater since birth

[saviorified]

the thing about me is that im not a neutral fan. i dont want what's "good for the sport". i want to see MY favorites win everything and for everybody ELSE to kill themselves. yes i am a hypocrite and a drama queen but that is what a true sports fan is

[sinnersnote]

Czech Republic's Karolina Muchova is embraced at the net by Coco Gauff of the United States after their semi-final match on Centre Court. Wimbledon - All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, London, Britain - July 9, 2026. Photographed by: Tim Clayton (1 & 3), Susan Mullane (2)

[redstonedust]

the thing about fandom is it tends to thrive on unanswered questions and doors left open. space to make up your own bullshit and theorize and headcanon. so to an extent i understand why shipping Two Guys Who Stand Next To Eachother is always so overwhelmingly popular because like. well if you know the writers are never gonna go there then it basically becomes your city now. you're the giant rat who makes all the yaoi. i can't really deny the appeal.

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[apolladay]

time sensitive poll - to post before tuesday please

which country among the last 4 remaining would you most want to see win the world cup?

england

argentina

france

spain

i don't watch the world cup

which country among the last 4 remaining would you most want to see win the world cup?

England

Argentina

France

Spain

i don't watch the world cup

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels

[cauldronoflove]

the inaugural women's professional baseball league teams

[peniscruncher]

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[colorisbyshe]

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[sforzzz]

never understood the hype on "non-newtonian fluids" bc that shit dumb. "oh it's a liquid until you hit and then it acts like a solid" yeah dumbass woah this substance changes properties depending on its surroundings or how it's interacted with? never heard that before. hit water hard enough and it'll be the same as concrete. this oobleck shit not special

[sforzzz]

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[realpersonfacts]

Right-handed pitcher Daniil Medvedev of the Boston Red Sox. I was originally going to say something like “when the tennis is going so badly putting him on the 2026 Boston Red Sox genuinely feels like a reprieve because even though he would still be losing it wouldn't be 100% his fault all the time” but then as soon as I started drawing this the Red Sox went on a crazy hot streak which definitely means something. I just don’t know what yet.

Legendary shortstop Novak Djokovic of the New York Yankees, still slugging at 41 (everyone is aged up by ~2 years in this au for “realism”). He will spend four months of the season on the IL then come into the playoffs and bat over .300 🫩

Phillies prospects Alex Michelsen (catcher) and Learner Tien (left-handed pitcher) at spring training. They don't know they’ll be traded to the Red Sox next year and Tien will be called up to the majors one month into the season when Daniil needs elbow surgery for a stress fracture and a weird dynamic will develop 🥰

Stefanos Tsitsipas, right fielder for the New York Mets. The Miami fight still happened in this universe and it still happened in Miami (Stefanos was on the Marlins at the time) when Daniil accidentally hit him in the wrist with a 96mph fastball. Stefanos loudly accused him of doing it on purpose which resulted in the benches clearing, but he refused to look, listen, or speak to Daniil during the ensuing brawl thus prompting a near-identical monologue to what happened in real life in this universe (addressed to home plate umpire Renaud Lichtenstein). Somehow neither of them were ejected from the game and in Stef’s next at-bat Daniil drilled him in the thigh (on purpose).

Second baseman Taylor Fritz and third baseman Frances Tiafoe of the San Diego Padres.

for the prompt "baseball au. can be any pairings/players but if djokovic is there he MUST be on the new york yankees." reference pics x, x, x, x