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Nash: They aren't going to look small punching you in the eye.
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Someone: Your hands look small compared to Thea's.
Nash: They aren't going to look small punching you in the eye.
Ricker:
Kyani (particularly after spending her savings on the candy shop):
Nash:
Elwyn:
Walkman:
Elwood:
Freddie (particularly before marrying Angela):
Peter:
Sofija:
Monroe: Just ask Espen out already. The worst he can say is "no."
Walkman: Yes, but that would be devastating.
Evee: You know why it's a great day?
Sofija: For you? Because it's a day.
Sofija: If I say I want to hang out with you it doesn’t mean that I like you, it means that I look nice today and it’d be a waste if people didn’t see me.
Angela: I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Freddie: I'm pretty sure I led a life of crime.
Nash: I know what you're all thinking. He's ruggedly handsome, but what if we woke him up really early? I think we can all agree, it's pretty much the same.
Rowan: My favorite icecream flavor? Haagen-Dazs made a limited edition pomagranite chip icecream. The tragedy of it is that is was limited edition. I think about that icecream every day.
Thea: Tulia and I are going to dinner with Kiki. If we don't come back, avenge our death.
Nash: M'kay.
Nash: I'm fine.
Thea: Oh, you're fine? Good, I'll put that on your tombstone. 'He said he was fine. He was wrong'
Andromeda: Raelynn, where did you get that lollipop?
Raelynn: I absconded with it.
Peter: I appreciate the vocabulary, but that's called stealing.
Christopher: Did you liberate one for me, too?
Aries: What did you do at school today?
Wynter: Learned about dragons.
Ricker: Your class learned about dragons?
Wynter: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what everybody else was doing.
Aries: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.
Ricker: Go ahead.
Aries: Tooth-hurty.
Ricker: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Aries: You complete me.
Tulia: How was the honeymoon?
Thea: It was good, but Nash got drunk and tried setting our marriage certificate on fire. He said "good luck returning me without the receipt."
Monroe: I get it, you're an emotionless machine.
Sofija: Thank you, I try.
Sofija, to Monroe: If you ever need someone to lean on... don't look at me. Seriously, I don't do "comforting." Come back when you need to hide a body.
Joe: Remember what happened last time, right?
Elwyn: Oh, yes! That was very funny.
Joe: Well, no. No, it was very dangerous and someone nearly died.