#gabi talks

[themostfuniveverhad]

something about freedom and living your truth and being able to tell jokes you couldn't before

[prettygirl-gabi]

Stars, Stripes & Three Hearts

Pairing: Pazzi x fem!y/n

Fandom: WNBA – Dallas Wings

Summary: The fourth is better in the south

A/N: I now it’s a week after the fourth but here we are..

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“Baby, are you sure this is okay?” I looked in the rear view mirror from the driver’s seat of my mama’s SUV, that was dropped off at the airport last night, just in time to see Paige nervously adjusting the bill of her Dallas hat she got last year.

“…Paige Bueckers,” I deadpanned. “You have played in front of twenty thousand people.”

“Yeah,” she nodded seriously. “But they ain’t your grandma.” Azzi snorted from next to me. “She’s got a point.”

“You too?” Paige gasped dramatically.

“I’m just saying… your grandma has that church stare.” I couldn’t even argue because… She absolutely did.

I reached over the center console, intertwining my fingers with Azzi’s “They’re gonna love y’all.”

“…Even after we tell them?”

I smiled. “They’ll probably be confused.”

“Probably?”

“They’re in their seventies, P.”

Paige, sighed then leaned forward between our seats.

“I’m ready, I guess.”

“You say that now.”

“I am.”

“…Until Grandpa starts asking questions.”

The second we pulled into my grandparents’ yard…

Chaos. Pure. Southern. Chaos.

Kids were chasing each other with water balloons. My uncles were arguing over who burned the ribs.

Somebody had music blasting from a speaker. My auntie screamed—“THE BABY’S HERE!”

I laughed. “I’m twenty-two!”

“You’ll always be the baby!” Before I could even shut my door I was swallowed into hugs.

Then…

Every single person noticed the two gorgeous basketball players standing behind me.

“…Well now.” My grandma smiled politely. “And who are these pretty girls?”

I wrapped an arm around Azzi. The other around Paige. I looked between everyone gathered on the porch.

“So…”

Deep breath. “I wanted y’all to meet my girlfriends.”

…

Silence. One cousin dropped his soda. My aunt blinked.

My granddaddy adjusted his glasses.

“I’m sorry.”

He pointed.

“You said… girlfriends?”

“Yes sir.”

“As in…”

He looked at Paige.

“…And…”

He pointed to Azzi.

“…Her?”

“Yes sir.”

“…At the same time?”

“Yes sir.”

Grandma blinked three times.

“Oh.”

Another pause.

“…Well.”

She shrugged.

“Y’all hungry?”

I burst out laughing. Dinner hadn’t even started before the questions began. Granddaddy waved me over to the porch swing.

“Come explain this.”

I already knew, he’d want to know it all but I still asked…

“What part?”

“All of it.”

Paige whispered to Azzi— “I’m scared.”Azzi whispered back—“Me too.”

I sat beside Grandpa. “So…” He folded his hands. “You dating both of ’em?”

“Mhm.”

“They know?” I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the swing. “Yes!”

“They okay with that?”

“They’re dating each other too.”

His eyebrows disappeared into his hairline.

“So…” He pointed between us “Everybody’s dating everybody?”

“Pretty much.”

“Hm.”

He sat quietly. “So…” I waited. “Nobody fighting?”

“No.”

“Nuh-uh.”

“No jealousy?”

“…Sometimes.”

“Oh.”

“But we communicate.”

“Hm.”

He nodded thoughtfully. “So basically…”

I smiled. “Basically?”

“It’s like having two people making sure you eat.”

“Exactly.”

“Two people fussing when you don’t sleep.”

“Yep.”

“Two people loving you.”

I smiled softly.

“Exactly.”

He rocked slowly.

“Huh.”

Another long pause.

“I don’t understand it.”

“I know.”

“But…”

He looked toward where Paige was helping my little cousins throw footballs while Azzi was laughing with my grandma in and out the kitchen.

“They look at you like you’re the sun.”

My throat tightened.

“They do.”

“So long as everybody’s happy…”

He shrugged.

“I reckon that’s your business.”

I hugged him so hard he laughed.

“There goes my baby.”

The announcement somehow spread through to the rest of the family in under…

Six minutes.

By the pool my cousin Marcus grinned “So…” He looked at Paige. “You got two girlfriends?”

Paige proudly nodded. “I do.”

“Dang.”

She grinned.

“I know.”

The Georgia heat was criminal. So naturally… Everyone ended up in the pool.Paige cannonballed first.

Azzi and my cousin Denise who were by the pool screamed.

“PAIGE!”

“What?!”

“You splashed everybody, Including us!”

“I was establishing dominance!”

I jumped in after her.

“You established nothing.”

“I established waves.”

Some time later on. The annual family games began.

First—

Sack races. Paige fell immediately. “I got cheated!”

“You tripped over your own feet!”

“They attacked me!”

“There was literally nothing there!”

Then came tug-of-war. Paige planted herself like she was Game 5 of the Finals. “Pull!”

Azzi laughed so hard she couldn’t even hold the rope.

“Baby!” I yelled.

“I’m trying!”

“You are literally laughing!” Paige growled trying to keep us from losing.

“I can’t help it!” Azzi now hands free from the rope, is hunched over laughing as pure as ever.

Once we decide to take a break and eat some more. Marcus made the biggest mistake of his life. He looked at Paige.

“I bet I can eat more glizzys than you.” The yard went silent. Paige slowly lowered her sunglasses.

“…Excuse me?”

“I said—”

“I heard you.” She stood. “You wanna make that official?” Marcus grinned. “Oh yeah.”

Someone yelled—“HOT DOG EATING CONTEST!” Within minutes…

A folding table appeared. Ten hot dogs each. Everyone crowded around.Azzi leaned toward Paige. You don’t actually have to do this.”

Paige cracked her knuckles.“Oh… But I absolutely do.”

“READY!”

Grandpa held up his phone like a stopwatch. “SET!”

I squeezed Paige’s shoulder. “You got this.” Azzi kissed her cheek. “Make us proud.”

Paige smirked. “I was born for this.”

“GO!”

Absolute madness. The entire family screamed. “EAT!”

“MOVE THEM GLIZZYS!”

“MARCUS HURRY!”

Halfway through… Marcus slowed down. Paige?

Never broke or faltered. She just kept eating. I couldn’t breathe from laughing. Azzi was crying tears of laughter.

“LET’S GO P!”

“ONE MORE!”

“DON’T LET THAT MAN WIN!”

Marcus finally tapped out after seven. Paige calmly finished… Number ten. She raised both hands.

“I AM THE GLIZZY CHAMPION OF GEORGIA!”

The yard erupted. My uncle handed her a paper plate like it was a championship belt. Grandma shook her head. “Lord have mercy.”

The rest of the afternoon was perfect.

Swimming. Water guns. Kick ball. Volleyball. Dominoes on the porch. And more rounds of spades than counted happened.

Azzi somehow became my grandma’s favorite after helping her carry desserts out.

“You come back whenever you want, baby.” Azzi smiled.“Yes ma’am.”

Paige dramatically gasped. “I’ve been replaced.”

“You lost Grandma.”

“I beat Marcus!”

“Grandma doesn’t care.”

As the sun started setting, everyone gathered outside with sparklers. The younger kids ran around laughing.

Music floated through the warm summer air. The smell of barbecue still lingered.

I stood between my girls watching the sky slowly turn shades of orange and pink.

Paige slipped her hand into mine. Azzi wrapped an arm around my waist “This…”Paige whispered. “…is nice.”

I leaned my head against hers. “I’ve always wanted to bring the people I love here.” Azzi smiled.

“I’m glad we’re finally not hiding.”Neither was I. No more “best friends.” No more this is just my “teammate”. Just… Us. Loudly. Proudly. Happy.

Before I could say more. The first firework exploded overhead. Boom.

Gold scattered across the Georgia sky. Everyone looked up. My little cousin squealed. Grandpa wrapped an arm around Grandma.

My parents stood shoulder-to-shoulder smiling at us. Paige whispered, “I love your family.”

“They love you.”

“You think so?”

I laughed. “My grandma literally packed y’all leftovers before dinner was over.” Azzi chuckled.

“That is true.”

Another firework burst overhead, painting the night in reds and blues. Without thinking, I reached for both of their hands.

Three hands intertwined. Three hearts full. Three people who somehow found each other in a world that always tried to make love fit into one neat little box.

As another firework lit up the sky, Paige squeezed our hands.

“So…” She smiled. “Same time next Fourth of July?”

Azzi grinned. “I’m only coming if you’re defending your hot dog title.” Paige placed a hand dramatically over her heart. “I’ll defend this championship until my dying day.”

I laughed so hard tears formed in my eyes. “My family is never letting you live this down just so you know.”

“I don’t want them to.” She smiled at both of us. “Because this…”

She looked around at my family dancing in the yard, kids chasing sparklers, my grandparents sitting together on the porch, and the fireworks exploding above us.

“…already feels like home.”

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                 -Thank You For Reading!💚💙

                             -prettygirl-gabi✨️💗

[planetlloydgarmadon]

who got a tattoo of their name in ninjagoian???

I DID

[smolnerdz]

Le fait qu'on puisse faire un don pour allumer un cierge sans contact ds les église ça me défonce à chaque fois que j'y pense. Genre le petit commerce du quartier n'accepte pas apple pay, mais le bon dieu si.

[gabisart]

Hey Gabi! The link to your twitter is broken on you strawpage

Hey babe!

I haven't deleted my account yet (for private chats and commissions), but I no longer post anything there due to their AI policy, and for allowing every picture posted to be edited. Among other serious topics, if you know what I mean...

I'm posting here on Tumblr, bluesky, Instagram, and Patreon 💕

[peachesgarden-hasmoved]

what i think every minecraft potion tastes like and how they would make you feel

aka me yapping about my minecraft headcanons AGAINNNNN

PLZ READ IT i hope you guys see my vision

swiftness

its made with only sugar so i imagine i’d kinda taste like kool-aid, except it’s watery and the sugar taste is kinda weak

it would also make your body feel shaky and tense and your heartbeat way too fast, kinda like if you drank way too much energy drinks

slowness

it’d taste bad. i imagine i’d taste like you’re drinking something rotten… (any potion made with spider eyes i imagine tasting bad btw)

and i imagine it would make your body feel numb and heavy, like if your limbs felt way too heavy for your body and you suddenly felt sleepy and tired 

leaping

it’s made with rabbit’s foot so i imagine it’d taste a little funky. i imagine it would taste like if you drank just pure chicken broth (but instead of chicken it’s rabbit meat obviously)

i imagine i’d make you feel super light and energized, and you’d feel weirdly alert and nervous 

strength

it’s made with blaze powder, so i imagine the drink feeling thick to swallow, and the taste being spicy but with a burnt aftertaste

i imagine i’d make your limbs feel tense and quite uncomfortable, since all of sudden your body can handle heavy things and cause a lot of damage

healing

its made with glistening watermelon, so i imagine the potion being a sweet watermelon smoothie, but you also feel a metallic aftertaste, since there’s some pieces of gold into it

healing is kinda obvious, i imagine your wounds healing really fast, like a small cut in your body would close in seconds instead of days

poison

i don’t know what poison accurately tastes like (thank god) so i would imagine kinda like if you chugged pure strong alcohol

it’s VERY bitter and it burns while it goes down your throat

basically it would taste awful HSBDUDHS

i also imagine it would cause wounds while it goes down on your body, like it’s burning you from the inside, leaving some pretty ugly purple wounds around your heart, throat and stomach

kinda obvious but it would hurt a lot to drink it :v

regeneration

for this one, i imagine it wouldn’t taste good

it’s made with ghast tears, so i imagine the taste being weirdly salty and burnt, and you’d also feel a small aftertaste of gunpowder

(off topic but i accidentally tasted a tiny bit of gunpowder one time, ITS SO AWFUL)

but at least since it’s regeneration, it would make your wounds heal fast and your body would feel a rush of energy and wellness

fire resistance

i imagine the taste would be strange but weirdly good

it’s made out of magma cream, coming from the magma slimes, so the taste would too be spicy and you’d feel a brief but strong burning sensation in your mouth at first

i also imagine the drink would be thick and it’d kinda feel like you’re drinking jelly

it would make your whole body feel weirdly numb, like all of your limbs fell asleep

water breathing

i had to look it up what does pufferfish taste like HEBDJSDBHS

apparently it tastes mildly sweet, so i imagine it’d taste like that plus a brief saltwater taste too

water breathing is obvious too, it makes you breath underwater duh BUT at the same time i imagine it would make you feel like you’re out of breath outside of water (like you’re briefly a fish HEHSHSDHS)

night vision

it’s made with golden carrots so similar to healing, i imagine it’d taste like a carrot juice with a metallic aftertaste

it’s obvious too, it makes you see better at night or at dark spaces, and i also imagine it’d make your eyes lighter and really dilated

invisibility

so this potion is a variety of the night vision except you add a fermented spider eye

so for invisibility i have to admit it’s kinda hard what i’d imagine, buuutttt i can imagine tasting the same as night vision, except you feel the potion more sour

invisibility is obvious too, it just makes you feel….invisible (WOW)

slow falling

honestly i have no idea what it would taste like HSHDSDHJSH

but judging by the color and by the ingredient phantom membrane, i can imagine the potion having a fishy taste

mostly because phantoms remind me a lot of stingrays, so the potion wouldn’t be the best taste ever :’v i imagine the potion would kinda smell like raw fish

And how it’d feel like, i imagine your body would suddenly feel super light, a little numb and kinda dizzying, since now everytime you take a step you body just falls very slowly

weakness

similar to what i’ve mentioned before, i think the potion would taste weird too since i imagine most of the potions including spider eyes tasting bad

this one i imagine tasting it bitter and sour at the same time

And for what you’d feel like, obviously it’d make your body feel limp, numb and hard to move, like you suddenly forgot how to fight

harming

I think this one is a bit obvious but i imagine it’d taste drinking something that’s not consumable

like drinking straight up bleach (i don’t know what it tastes but it must be bad HSHDSHSHD)

And obviously, it would hurt A LOT to drink it, i imagine i’d cause you heartaches and a tense muscle pain through your whole body

[persephonesfill]

it's a dance fever (live from madison square garden) kind of night. can't wait to bop and then cry and repeat for 1 hour and 44 minutes. do you have any thoughts on this plan

i absolutely recommend this albeit with a few tweaks. dance fever is best listened to during

a). a full moon

b). an eclipse

c). a thunderstorm

d). all of the above

consult with your weather god of choice 💖

[plastic-surgeon-gabi]

Hello!! I’m Gabi Kramer, I’m a plastic surgeon at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, and my pronouns are she/they!! I’m also a lesbian.

I specialize in transgender healthcare, including gender affirming surgery and HRT.

I went to Stanford majoring in biology, and Stanford medical school, before completing residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital, where I then moved on to a few different clinics before settling in at PPTH.

I’m originally from Seattle, Washington, and I currently live with my friend in New Jersey! I’ve created and assisted with several support programs for pre and post-op including mental, emotional, and physical health services.

I’ve seen many of my other coworkers creating blogs here, so I figured I’d do the same :) feel free to send asks, specifically about my area of work, but anything really. Please no nsfw, but discussion of gender reassignment surgeries is allowed! Just don’t be graphic :)

A few fun facts ⇨

• Chappell Roan stan

• had a firework…incident..as a teen

[admin here! I’m Evan @1mlostnow , my pronouns are he/him, and I talk in regular text and brackets. Gabi speaks in pink, interacting with other members of @ppth-staff, check out their blogs! I also run Bird’s blog, @head-of-forensics ]

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