#gacha bs

[that-one-fanperson]

Im sobbing. I don’t like Lucifer, but he came on the single free solo. Don’t know wether to be angry or happy

[wrecktheshipp]

I’ve heard stories before. Of people switching the character in world while doing the gacha as a way to attract luck. To wishing literally in the middle of battle. To doing the strangest things.

I didn’t believe those stories until Chongyun got home.

Listen. Maybe this shouldn’t be in the main tag but I have the wackiest of lucks in gacha. I’ve saw things with my own two eyes that defy probability. I want you to listen.

Zhongli’s banner was out and I got Chongyun in the 10 shots. I’m not exactly excited, but he’s here right? May use him for something.

I focused in farming Bolide set for the past two weeks, so I didn’t use Chongyun for anything. I would have kept doing it if it wasn’t for having a bad luck strike of two days. I literally farmed for two days and I got one 4 stars artifact that wasn’t even from Bolide.

I decided to up Filsch, so I level the Cryo boy up to 40 so I can farm Hypostasis (he’s together with Kaeya, XiangLing and Amber who are good so I’m not worried he’s just there for extra damage.) I hate that frigging cube cuz it’s always giving me sh-t artifacts. No 4 stars, no gladiator set. Lost a week of my life there.

I say to myself “I kinda need a Wandered clock or goblet… and a electro crown.” I open the flower with Chongyun just because.

Just guess what happened? GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

First: The clock from Wanderer, than the crown, he gives me TWO gladiator’s artifacts.

I make Kaeya open one. Nothing.

I change for Chongyun and. He. Keeps. Going. Wanderer, Gladiator, some other stuff I-

So I throw him in the Bolide temple. Yes, Cryo boy is going against Cryo slimes.

HE GETS ME TWO BOLIDE CLOCKS I’M ABOUT TO SLAP HIM

His luck failed me only once until now, but for the amount of farming I did I don’t give a frog.

Then I decide to make some wishes. I’ve done I think 2 sets of 10 before yesterday, so today is my last 10. I’ve been crying for Xinyan to come home the whole time, but she refused.

So. I heard the stories. Why not? I set Chongyun over the cursed Bolide set temple and say “please Xinyan come home.”

Do you want to know? Do you?

I EVEN GOT HER C1 I CAN’T

Anyways I hope you guys find your broken luck babe like I did because Chongyun has been giving me heart attacks for the past four days and I just gonna give him some nice food Kaeya prepared (cuz it’s the coldest stuff I have)

[emetoselk]

Nothing better than getting the motherfucker that kept evading your pulls.

[that-one-fanperson]

HELLLOOOO RINKU!!!

[that-one-fanperson]

Why is he crying in this card??? I’m-

[sha-riggles]

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