#gagacarl

[lodygaga]

YOUR FUCKING SMELLS

let’s talk about our 2011 moments

[lodygaga]

JAJAJAJAJAJ HELLO

who are you

[kewbrick]

stefania adrissia gabriela and I all have birthdays next month every one of you is invited to our orgy which will take place somewhere in the jungle of brazil

[kewbrick]

your url makes me suicidal.

GAGACARL

IS

FINALLY

BACK

[kewbrick]

The Born This Way Ball

before anything else I just wanna say that I have never in my life seen so many gays at one place

ok so we got in the arena at around 7:00 pm and I was almost gonna pass out when I saw the stage, the castle is SO MOTHERFUCKING BADASS sjkhdkqw. Gaga was late (of course) but only by one hour so the show started at 9pm. and I didn't think there would be a lot of people but the show was actually almost sold out??? omg

we didn't see starlight, apparently she was performing before we got there ((thank god)) and the darkness were actually a really good band they were great for a warm-up. our setas were also really great, we were on the blacony but we were like 50 metres away from her kldjskw

everyone started screaming so loudly when gaga got out on that horse during highway unicorn literally the whole arena went crazy. I got really emotional when she started singing the chorus but I had to hold my tears it was too early

and gOD her voice is so powerful and strong I can't believe her vocal range is only 2.4 she sang everything perfectly and didn't get one note wrong

government hooker was incredible it sounds so much better live than on videos either she started singing it like she has to or she just got a lot better 

and OKAY I CONFESS I STARTED CRYING DURING BORN THIS WAY I JUST COULDNT HOLD MY TEARS THATS LITERALLY THE SONG OF MY LIFE. 

also this is kinda irrelevant but one of the security guards was so goddamn hot if there was a longer not-so-important interlude I'd go to the bathroom with him for a few minutes you feel me

anyway the screams during bloody mary were so LOUD and perfect, I got shivers throughout my whole body, the whole performance of the song was just fascinating it's so much different and better live. I didn't take pictures during judas and bad romance it was pussy popping time(!!!) the whole arena was standing up and it was like everyone was having on orgasm IT WAS JUST SO GOOD GOD DAMN IT

GAGA LOOKED SO HAPPY DURING THE WHOLE SHOW she liked us so much as a country and fans I think this was the happiest I've seen her b/c she hasn't been on tour for over a month now. she was also very sociable and fun she interracted with the audience as much as possible.

when fashion of his love started she like just popped out of nowhere out of the castle and was like "HELLO" AND IT WAS SO CUTE MY POOR HEART COULDNT HANDLE ALL THE CUTENESS I LITERALLY SQUEALED. lovegame + telephone were the best part of the show everything was just so perfect during those 2 songs I can't even describe it you just gotta be there

SHE ALSO HAD THE BULGARIAN FLAG ON HER MOTORCYCLE DURING HEAVY METAL LOVER she killed me with that I was so happy that she likes us so much I thought she'd hate us but nO she even had our flag with her kjshdqwgoiuwqlddjk

bad kids was also SO GOOD live except no one really appreciated it there I was so sad b/c that's one of my favorite songs off btw and after that people started throwing stuffed toys at her, jackets and what not. one of the kids threw a book with 4 pages of the 4 eras in it and she got to the last page and it said ARTPOP and gaga was like "oh you guys are so into the future" or something like that

I was screaming throughout the whole show, a few times I felt like my vocal cords were gonna break and I'm gonna lose my voice skldhwkqjhdwkjq. I thought she'd sing hair but she sang princess die instead I WAS SO SAD I WANTED TO HEAR HAIR LIVE SO BADLY and she said she still hasn't decided if princess die is gonna be on the album or not

americano/poker face/alejandro/paparazzi were INCREDIBLE everyone was dancing during those songs and Scheiße was literally the best thing ever. like there wasn't a better performance, this was it. it killed literally everything IT WAS MY DREAM TO HEAR SCHEISSE LIVE  IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA

also mark was so hot honestly I don't get how the dancers don't get boners during the shows it's almost impossible given what they do during alejandro tbh

and after scheisse some people started leaving SMFH b/c she said it was the last song ((I still don't know she says that)) and everyone started cheering her and it was like 10 minutes until she came out to sing TEOG and marry the night. she picked a girl (of course cause she's a sexist bitch) during marry the night to dance with her on stage but she didn't do the choreography this time (she has learnt) so she doesn't embarass the little kid — they just danced freely it was so FUn

do you know how hard I popped my pussy during the last 30 seconds of marry the night THEY GONNA NEED TO MOP THE FUCKING FLOOR FOR ONE WEEK STRAIGHT that's how hard I popped my pussy

after we got out of the arena I got really emotional and I still coulnd't believe the last 2 hours actually happened because everything was just so SURREAL to me omg. everyone was saying how good and cool the show was (and that it was better than madonna's which was a few years ago sjhkdjwqhhj) there weren't actually any bad reviews everyone was so fascinated

in conclusion lady gaga is a perfect unhuman being sent to us from god and last night was the best night of my life, nothing probably will be able to ever top that

[kewbrick]

its portuguese not brazilian. god

I KNOW OK I EDITED IT LIKE 2 SECONDS LATER STOP HARASSING ME I'VE HAD ENOUGH THIS IS MY PRAYER THAT I'LL DIE FREE AS MY PUBIC HAIR