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[bcldecgle]

@daemondaes asked: "Uh, Murr, I love your hair situation the way it is, but...it isn't that long. You trying to confess something, or—?"

“YOU CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD what I was trying to say. A man’s dick should be longer than his hair. Eddie has long hair, presumably longer than his dick. I have short hair, MUCH shorter than my dick.”