#galacticasshole

[perestr0ikaarchive]

galacticasshole replied to your post: “tried to dye my hair with that “you don’t need bleach” type shit like...”:

you always need bleach

i just wanna be a cool kid, mom. 

[propertyofregulus]

“Yes, it hurts, isn’t that obvious?”


Good! Remember that next time you want to mess with a Noel, Art. Morgan isn't the only one that can eff people up. Get out of here, you're bleeding on my rug.

[propertyofregulus]

"It’s not the end of the world."

Yes it is! She's going to tell everyone that I beat her up. She's even got bloody pictures. And they're all going to believe it. No one is going to believe I didn't. It's not fair! You're the only bloody person I've ever hit. But ever since that damn bat incident everyone thinks I'm just a drunk, angry Scot. It's not true. I'm not Frank. I don't like hitting people. I still feel like crap about hitting you and you fucking deserve to get a beat down. No one is going to believe me.

[propertyofregulus]

"What have you done to yourself?"

What? Oh. I don’t think it’s mine. I just kept hitting him because he wouldn’t shut up. I… You don’t think I killed him do you?

[propertyofregulus]

"I think we're taking this too far."

What? No way. We're Wasps, Fawley. We can't let this go. We've gotta teach this tosser you mess with one Wasp you mess with the whole hive. You a wizard or a mouse, mate?

[propertyofregulus]

"I can’t take you." starbird

Who was expecting you to, Art? I told ya I wouldn't hurt you, I meant it.

Just don't forget the lube.

[propertyofregulus]

"Oh, give it a rest." artison

No! I swear Art if you don't shut up I'll jinx you. You're going to listen to what I have to say.

[propertyofregulus]

"We’re not doing it again, so leave it." starbird

Come on, Art! Give me another chance. I promise I'll stay on my side of the kitchen. No hanging on you. If you're gonna make me stay home all the bloody time the least ya can do is give me something to do. I'm going crazy, mate.