#galaga's textposts

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

You are my alpha and my omega, my beta and my cuck

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

I think Maya would rush to the phone every time it rings at the Wright & co. Law Office because she has some truly dumbass catchphrase to answer with. Some I’ve come up with include:

- “Wright & co. Law Office! Who’s framed you for murder today?”

- “Wright & co. Law Office! We say ‘Objection!’ to get you out of detention!”

Trucy of course would do the same thing:

- “Wright Anything Agency! My daddy may have been disbarred, but our new lawyer works just as hard!” (Apollo hates that one)

- “Wright Anything Agency! We make your legal problems disappear… 🪄🎉✨ …like magic!!” (Apollo actually likes this one lol)

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

Love how there’s always one (1) random thing wrong with the pianos at the college practice rooms. Usually it’s just your standard Out-Of-Tune But (arguably) Still Playable, but today I walked into one of the rooms to find that one random note in the bass register was just. eternally stuck. on pedal. nothing else just that one. They’re inventing New Problems over here I swear to god.

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I squid party on company time

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

She Frustrate on my Leading Tone till I Cadence

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

College tour groups love to be like Hey let’s all just Stop here for a second in the middle of this very crowded building and talk about Community. Please give us your Money.

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

So we were going over the different ways to voice a certain chord progression in music theory class today and when comparing the less-conventional methods to the most common one my professors says “doing this is fine, we aren’t going to send you to Music Theory Hell or anything…” my brother in christ Music Theory is Music Theory Hell. What about this are you not getting.

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

Hey thanks for saving me from the dead. so what are we