CAHH grunted as he flung his massive firehose cock over his shoulder. "Ey galduo how wuz that el vee chique n bed last nite?" galduo sighed, but it sounded like a queef. "man ah mees her, she smelt so guud. her puss wuz bejeewld n she sed she wood give mi the thyme uf mah lyfe, but she jus gave mi the thyme." CAHH patted him on the dick, giving it a high five because it's a separate person. "dun werry galduo, sheel cum around."
Galduo’s uneven shoulders slump, like a tarnished set of brass scales. “u evre si a gril n u jstu noe shez teh 1???’”
CAHHH nods sagely, tucking a few inches of cock behind his ear. “teh moemnt i saw @themissimmortal i new it wuz luv @ furst sitte.”
“ok bt liek wat teh fukk liek howe do u deel wit theze feelegengs?”
“shtu teh fukk upp en ill tel u jeez” CAHHH grumbles. “neways u gota jsut jerkk ur dikk util ur cummeng dust tehn cry urself 2 sleep.”
“…taths it???”
“hlel yah werks everityme. my dikc is delivoping sum wickked scahhs its prety sweeet.”
“o… ok.”
