to cleanse your inbox bree i will send you an ask abt mickey and ian doing one of those sex painting things bc why not <3:
ian whips it out one day like look what i have 😏😏😏 and mickey's is just 😒😒 bc whenever ian says something like that it's usually something rlly stupid like t-shirts that say "small things" and "good packages" on it (yk what they say ;)). this time however it's something mickey can get on board w bc it's a way to have a little fun and to showcase the intimate part of their lives irl without scarring literally everyone. safe to say it's giggly and fun and they are just so in love its gross. the next visitor they get compliments the painting and they're just standing there smirking to themselves until the visitor notices the very obvious ass print...
mills my love 🥺
obsessed with the idea of ian constantly showing things to mickey like "what about it? could be funnn" like an adult trying to wrangle a toddler, and mickey just being like sigh.... "fine."
they definitely have fun doing it, slapping paint all over each other, spreading it across their faces and shoulders, laughing like idiots until someone does something and they're both moaning. they're absolutely covered in paint by the end of it, and they both have to run naked and giggling to the shower to avoid fucking up their security deposit, and they just end up holding each other under the spray, smiling like the two lovesick dumbasses they are. the painting ends up pretty great, smears of blue and red (because of course they would choose those colours. of course they would) mixing together to create a lovely shade of purple that looks amazing in their living room.
of course, the gallaghers come over and compliment it, and everything's going well until franny says, "it's a butt!" with a giggle, pointing at the blue print of mickey's ass right in the center (luckily she didn't see any of the obvious dick prints that everyone else is starting to notice)
