accidentally send him nudes | accepting
Fritz grumbled, still sore from when Damien ran into him, sending his stack of manilla enveloped reports flying. The Spy had swiped his own from the floor and carried on, wishing him well in cheeky French. Fritz wondered if Damien hadn’t figured out he could actually speak French yet.
Still, those reports weren’t going to do themselves. So the Medic poured himself a cup of coffee, took a sip and shook one envelope open, only to find an extremely lewd picture of the Spy himself.
Fritz choked a bit on the coffee, eyebrows raising in incredulous amusement. The mug was set aside, the palm of his hand instead propping his head as he studied the photograph.
“Who has this kind of time?” he mused, only to find the envelope contained several more. “And who’s going to get gifted with someone’s medical report instead?”
A final shake of his head, and he sealed the photos again, vowing to slip them back under the RED’s door when he was done with his paperwork. Part of him wished he could see the look of horror when the man realized who actually had his pictures.