Time travel is simple you just have to kill yourself
If you honestly want to time travel, its so simple. Kill yourself.
Time is a word that monkeys use to talk about a funtion of the universe specific to consciousness. Monkeys love time, its a clean cut term that meets a vauge murky physical definition. Monkeys also love travel, its another term but it has a very clear definition!
Let me rephrase, time travel is impossible. You cannot travel in time.
So lets call what im proposing, “vauge different time existing”. More akin to haunting the past than “travelling” to it.
Consciousness is a line of the fourth dimension intersecting a three dimensional lump of meat. The meat machine has got meaty meat machine dreams and will do as such until papa consciousness steps in between.
So how do us putrid, flabby meat machines do “vauge different time existing”? You leave the meat at home!
So take it from me, hop out your flesh computer, stretch your metaphysical hammies and go vaugely different time exist back in 7th grade when you got shunned from social groups because you knew all the pokemon. Or vaugely different time exist in college where you got shunned from social groups because you didnt know all the pokemon.















