(@whenever-poliwhirl) Poliwhirl: \*barges in* DID SOMEONE SAY NEW BLOG INTRODUCE YOURSELF CELL BOI!!
The Reuniclus gives a cry of surprise as the door behind him bursts open, incandescent light flooding into the relatively dark room. This percussive entry was accompanied by repetitive footfalls, along with a screaming voice.
“Did someone say new blog!?” The voice’s volume accosted the Reuniclus’s hearing despite his noise-cancelling headphones he had on. It continued. “Introduce yourself, cellboi!!”
A few moments of silence passed between the Reuniclus and the intruder. Another sigh came from the Pokemon, but this one seemed to be mentally projected into the mind of the Poliwhirl - almost as if he was supposed to know exactly how exasperated this entire situation made the Reuniclus feel.
“First of all, nobody said new blog. There is no blog here.” His voice was flat and tired, and was accompanied by another purposeful mental sigh. “Second...what are you doing here, Poliwhirl? How did you even get here?”
“Rem? Everything alright?”
The Reuniclus spun away from Poliwhirl, looking back at the light behind him. “Uh, yeah...would you happen to know why whenever-poliwhirl decided to drop by?”
There was a silence on the other end of the line.
“I thought that it’d be good to get some publicity.”
“So you made us into an ask blog?! What the heck were you thinking!? We have a monopoly on this entire service, and that’s only because nobody even THINKS about whether it exists! And you go and broadcast it to all of Tumblr?!”
“Well...not all of tumblr...we don’t have that many followers.”
“I’m sending Poliwhirl back.”
>@whenever-poliwhirl has left.
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Reference to be added: >Remi (Reuniclus)